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  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

    • 252
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    Neon_DragonFavstar250BlacDiamond70scarred_z_headjoeyhuggles______oldjay16hooleeuhPUEBLOPLUG
  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    Everytime I put my phone between my legs when I'm driving I lose signal. I know phone, it's been a dead zone there lately. I hate it too.

    • 234
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    8thwond3r
  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    The rapist van in front of me is swerving everywhere. Must have a fighter back there.

    • 217
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  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    Did you fall from heaven? Because, have sex with me.

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    TheSnideOne
  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    If this bitch behind me rides my ass any harder I'm gonna need her to at least pull my hair & call me a whore.

    • 167
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  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    Anyone else just lay in bed and make mental movies of perfect scenarios in life?

    • 130
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    favstar_historyizzy4110casey_bladoanneroelofsenFeryEshghisaynaStylesthebosunAngelaCSmith
  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    I like to sleep naked so if there's some sort of emergency, I immediately make it sexy.

    • 138
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  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    unfollowers’ backwards is ‘srewollofnu’ and ‘srewollofnu’ means ‘horrible cunts’ in a language i just made up.

    • 117
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    • 63
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  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    How awkward is it when you're masturbating to someone's avi & accidentally yell out the wrong user name

    • 130
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  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    I want bruises in the shape of your hands on my hips.

    • 123
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  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    "One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a terrible way to tell your child that they're adopted.

    • 103
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  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    Girls don't like boys, girls like men with beards.

    • 87
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  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    Beards. They make good girls go bad.

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  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    Random Lady: You smell so good! What's the name of your perfume? Me: Marijuana.

    • 91
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  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    Your beard would look better between my legs.

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  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    Your baby is fucking ugly. Stop posting pictures of it on facebook!

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  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    There are millions of planets in millions of galaxies that all revolve around just one point in the universe. That point is not you.

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  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    Masturbating with my left hand is like trying to solve a rubiks cube. It may take a while, but I'll finish eventually.

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    whatchamafuckitJohnDuffy21hadafewbeersVividJamerMrNickJCTheBigBatman______ventivodkacranLordSayFuckALot__
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  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    You know that counting sheep isn't working when you start imagining detailed back-stories for each of them.

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  • NakitaJean
      Tank Girl @NakitaJean

    Fuck you for not being here to sex me up.

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@NakitaJean

@NakitaJean

I chain people in my basement & remove their kneecaps with a pizza cutter. FUCK CANCER.