Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
shout out to all the women participating in movember without knowing it
That moment when you examine your freshly used q-tip and are overwhelmed with satisfaction
These kids keep talking about killing the Easter bunny and using its fur
Manic depressive? More like manLY depressive *puts on sunglasses with smug look, then sobs*
Recently read that Jesus was only 4'11" and 110 lbs., Guess The Beatles really were bigger than him.
I'm either too sexy for my shirt or my buttons aren't good anymore.
Confuscius say: My English is slowly coming along
Sometimes the hairs on my fingers stick straight up when I make a fist, so I pretty much know what it's like to be Wolverine.
Funny how douchebags travel in packs.
Innocent Isabelle told me that movie about the massage parlour going thru tough times but ultimately pulled thru had a happy ending.
Pooped a smart car :(
I would like to see a gay man dress as a half bear/half bear for Halloween just once.
Nunavut is that relative that you love, but is also a fucking idiot.
3 income support officers and 1 career development officer. I can only laugh...