There's too much finger pointing in #Ottawapiskat and not enough lip pointing.

shout out to all the women participating in movember without knowing it

That moment when you examine your freshly used q-tip and are overwhelmed with satisfaction

Looks like the Qulliq Energy Corporation is in charge of the #superbowl lighting

Was awkward explaining to my girlfriend why I'm following @big_gay_dildo69

These kids keep talking about killing the Easter bunny and using its fur

Manic depressive? More like manLY depressive *puts on sunglasses with smug look, then sobs*

Recently read that Jesus was only 4'11" and 110 lbs., Guess The Beatles really were bigger than him.

I'm either too sexy for my shirt or my buttons aren't good anymore.

Confuscius say: My English is slowly coming along

Who Framed Roger Okalik #NunavutMovies

Sometimes the hairs on my fingers stick straight up when I make a fist, so I pretty much know what it's like to be Wolverine.

Funny how douchebags travel in packs.

Innocent Isabelle told me that movie about the massage parlour going thru tough times but ultimately pulled thru had a happy ending.

Pooped a smart car :(

I would like to see a gay man dress as a half bear/half bear for Halloween just once.

Mmmm Bambi #NunavutMovies

You're a bad guy, but I'm not going to shoot you RT @nra: The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun

Nunavut is that relative that you love, but is also a fucking idiot.

3 income support officers and 1 career development officer. I can only laugh...