If you want to run with the big dogs, you got to get off the porch.

RT @dcplod: If America had a media that actually did its job, a congressman undermining the President would be wall-to-wall news. #p2

RT @jimboleem: George W. Bush once said that he'd dance on Bin Laden's grave. He's buried at sea George. Go crazy.

Often when we lose all hope and think this is the end. God smiles from above and & says.. “Relax, its just a bend."

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.Anon

"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus." ...Richard Lewis

"If u wanna know if u found the right man, ignore everything he says & only pay attention to what he does."-Randy Pausch.

RT @depreciated: When life gives you lemons, stab life.

RT @otoolefan: If it wasn't for that evil progressive Teddy Roosevelt, the Grand Canyon would be a Wal-Mart. #EarthDay

RT @you_plus_me: RT @savvybabii ‏ "The good you do today, will often be forgotten. Do good anyway." - Mother Teresa #quote RT @susancosmos

Hilarious! RT @soo_scandalouss: I have Never faked a Sarcasm in my Life!

RT @borowitzreport: As for Facebook, people seem to be saying that $100B is a small price to pay to avoid interacting with actual people.

RT @iain2008: It's a priviledge to have someone in your life who you think is spectacular & it's reciprocated. Treasure it. | MT @missrogue

RT @jennnnchura: RT @lizzwinstead: Has anyone checked to see if Rick Perry was one of Michele Bachmans foster children?

RT @iain2008: "Silence in the face of injustice is complicity with the oppressor." - Ginetta Sagan

RT @cdashiell: Remember all those times Democrats walked out of meetings with President Bush? Me neither.

RT @windowsot: An eye for an eye? Let's all keep our own eyes and call it a day. #Peace

RT @thesinglewoman: It's okay to be a rebel..as long as you're a classy, sexy rebel. :)

RT @bmangh: Every time someone stops watching Idiot @seanhannity or Stalker Bill O'Reilly- @oreillyfactor an angel gets his wings.

RT @otoolefan: RT @morningmoneyben: Good ship QE3 sets sail from DC. Conservative heads seen exploding all over town. http://t.co/3yNQY4RP