If abortion is murder, then condoms are kidnapping..

If a girl likes you, she'll show it by never showing it. That's when you really know. But it could also mean she doesn't like you at all.

" HAPPY ROSE DAY " for Couples ♥ Happy Roz jaisa day for all Singles :p

God puts ALI in DIWALI and RAM in RAMZAAN, so don't #BlameItOnPakistan

Ladka Honest hona chahiye, Smart to phone bhi hote hain

If your girlfriend switches to iPhone 5 from i Phone 4S just for the sake of another 1/2 inches, you my friend, have a serious problem

Cleavage ~ Stare-way to Heaven

Ladka Dil se Achcha Hona Chahiye, ........Hot toh Spring Rolls Bhi Hote Hain.. :|

Lag ja gale, ke fir ye haseen raat ho na ho... #BombayTalkies

If you want a prince, try to act like a princess. Not like a whore

All the best things in life are BLUE..!! 1. Facebook 2.Twitter 3. Sky 4. Sea 5. Jeans 6. Indian Cricket Team & ofcourse "THE FILMS"...!!! :P

Ghanta Claus ~ Santa that gets nothing for you :|

Pakistan sangarsh karo hum tumare saath hai,tum humare bache ho,hum tumhare BAAP hai!! B-)

Even Chemistry says-''Alcohol is a solution...'' :P

Pakistani Captain in tension Agar match jeet gaye toh sala English bolna padega..

This T20 World Cup-
Most Runs: Shane Watson (255)
Most Wickets: Shane Watson (10)
Most Sixes: Shane Watson (15)

Dont raise ur voice, improve ur argument

#IAmSoIndian I love roadside panipuri , bhelpuri , pav bhaji, and all spicy & high calorie food over healthy diets ^_^

Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

With great power comes the great difficulty in factorizing the polynomial