(not so) SPOILER ALERT: Best Athlete Name at the Games #trampoline cc: @ewanniebarrett http://t.co/v3V0IqQ8

Cool Ranch Doritos tacos landing at Taco Bell on March 7. #DATESAVED

"Desires dictate our priorities, priorities shape our choices, and choices determine our actions." --Dallin H. Oaks #ldsconf

grab somebody sexy tell 'em hey. #lyricalgenius

An excellent reminder that behind every generalization are actual people. "To Everyone I Know During This Election" http://t.co/yN6c28sf

Just cried a silly amount watching Leslie and Ben's wedding which is funny because I have an entertainment black heart. #ParksandRec

This is a week with two Mondays and we got duped along the way somewhere thinking this was a good idea?

Can't imagine the acceptance speech Kyle Chandler would have given with his Coach Taylor hat on. #FNL #emmys

@brittybaby105 Uhhhh did you know they do Happy Hour at Taco Bell? $1 Baja Blast Freezers from 2-5.  http://www.tacobell.com/Happier_Hour  (You're welcome.)

@kimgoodwin making an excellent case for a full-team customer journey-mapping exercise before breaking tasks into individual tasks. #aeaatl

Amazing night filled with laughter. Now to turn my eyes, ears, and heart to the 2-day #ldsconf to remind me what makes me truly happy.

24 minutes from garage to on the airport parking shuttle. Ohhh the benefits to the crack of dawn. Good omen for a big trip!

My Sunday morning meetings come too stupid early.

best first date of my life #cloud9

Don't know what you're up to tonight, but I just ate a twelve-layer red velvet cake. TWELVE LAYER. pic.twitter.com/tQ9FCpzx

120M Apple store visitors in 2012. 125M Disney Park visitors in 2012. Now where is the happiest place on earth?! #aeaatl

Argooooooooooooo(h) so good.

@replikate Are the NFL Replacements Refs now translating Russian?

Just confirmed we're leaving for a Mexican lunch @pepinospdx at 10:55am. #earlycrew

Hell is standing behind three pre-teens at a Redbox; patiently, PATIENTLY waiting to return a DVD.