@applebees @__michaelj0rdan Um, hi. Hot dogs are only on the kids menu. Trust me, I have worked at TWO locations. Are you a kid, Michael?

Let's all make a pact to try not to say "omg I'm gonna kill myself" anymore. I know I am very guilty of this.

Providence... I love you all so much. What a beautiful display of family, friendship, support, love, and faith. #praying

Providence should honestly name just about everything in that building after Don Zipp. Hope he knows how much he's loved. #happyretirement

This is for all my friends on stickam

Passengers log hour 6: the night grows darker and I am having trouble keeping the hallucinations at bay. May have just seen a stuffed sloth.

The only Valentine I ever want to receive is one that says "I love bad bitches that's my fuckin problem" with a pic of me bein a bad bitch

Happy Mother's Day to NOT ME haha score

Bloom you can't park anywhere in this fuckin city ington

Capture life 💚

Oh my god. Providence is amazing. It's the best place in the world.

That's right everyone I had a threesome and gave a blumpkin. Feels so good to finally come clean. #makeitnasty

I mean I hate you and I'm bitter, but congrats.

As the weather continues to bite ass, I just remind myself that I'll be in Florida in less than a month.

Hey who wants to talk some shit a about Bdubs and our old GM I have lots of clove (illegal) cigarettes hit me up at Fairfield inn #NotASpy

I'm dropping out of college bye

I just favorited my own tweet if that tells you all anything about me as a person.

do you all even understand how much it hurts me that there wasn't a Harry Potter premiere this summer :'(

cumulative finals are the purest form of evil.

Not ready for the "I should have been born in the 20s" tweets after people see Gatsby. It's stylized and you're wrong. Sent from my iPhone.