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Has spring sprung yet
Ellen Page is just delicious
I have this problem where my best friend gets more flirts than I get. Argh
Flaunt it if ya got it
You're cute but your sister is cuter.
Like half the globe is poor and nobody who isn't poor gives a goddamn shit. Humans are horrible pieces of garbage.
I hope you are offended by everything I tweet.
I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsi Pop. (Related: I'm good in bed.)
I'm just gonna put it out there. What the world really needs is more bisexuals.
Celebrated for men, stigmatized for women.
Behind the curtain of the slut shaming phenomenon is the cultural contradiction we have of celebrating and stigmatizing sex simultaneously.
Shit. I've been lurking around my apartment the past two hours in my underwear and just now noticed my blinds were open.
I'm definitely the drunkest person in this public library right now
My band is called 1023MB. We haven't had any gigs yet.
A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says, "make me one with everything."
Lol I nabbed the famous @NatSecWonk handle. A footnote to a footnote to history!