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Where's my papal electoral ballot? I'm voting Hilary. Or Billy Bob Thornton's character in Bad Santa.
Has no one explained to Katie Price that most people date first instead of just getting engaged?
@sarcyandiknowit @missprofanity @shoutinggoddess I couldn't. Looks too much like my high school boyfriend who broke my heart.
@sarcyandiknowit @missprofanity @shoutinggoddess hmm, think I'll be drinking rum til I no longer give a toss. So Tuesday will start well.
@adovy I woke up to "Blow Me (One Last Kiss)" by P!nk. Have now added it to my running playlist. As you do with earworms.
Last night I had a rather disturbing dream about Gordon Ramsey. I hate my subconscious sometimes.
@roughestatemate Christ. Had been waiting for the smug git to show up. Thought we'd gotten away with it #soclose
"Don't say you're sorry with porn." God, Friends really had some good writers on it.
Five o'clock on a Tuesday & half my train carriage is asleep. Dudes, stamina.
Came upstairs an hour ago to do my nails. Just work up. Nails not done. No tip for the mani/pedi fairy in this house, lazy cow.
Y'all have people in your life that make you think you should be on bipolar drugs right? It's not just me right? RIGHT?!?!
Interesting dream last night about someone who hasn't been in my life for 20-some years. That subconscious is a funny old cow sometimes.
“@mattbloomfilms: Batman puts an overexcited Robin in his place... http://t.co/xlX64FEi” <love this
@kayhalvy @shoutinggoddess but he sticks to the roof of your mouth. All good deities should have something in common with peanut butter.
Todd Palin has endorsed Newt Gingrich. A thousand jokes just wrote themselves.
Just off phone with my oldest friend back home. She's on the beach and has just finished surfing with her new man. Jealous, moi???
American living in London. Giraffe owner wanna-be.
