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Where's my papal electoral ballot? I'm voting Hilary. Or Billy Bob Thornton's character in Bad Santa.
Has no one explained to Katie Price that most people date first instead of just getting engaged?
Last night I had a rather disturbing dream about Gordon Ramsey. I hate my subconscious sometimes.
"Don't say you're sorry with porn." God, Friends really had some good writers on it.
Five o'clock on a Tuesday & half my train carriage is asleep. Dudes, stamina.
Came upstairs an hour ago to do my nails. Just work up. Nails not done. No tip for the mani/pedi fairy in this house, lazy cow.
Y'all have people in your life that make you think you should be on bipolar drugs right? It's not just me right? RIGHT?!?!
Interesting dream last night about someone who hasn't been in my life for 20-some years. That subconscious is a funny old cow sometimes.
Kid Rock & Mitt Romney. Honestly, where do you start?
Todd Palin has endorsed Newt Gingrich. A thousand jokes just wrote themselves.
Just off phone with my oldest friend back home. She's on the beach and has just finished surfing with her new man. Jealous, moi???