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you’re lying if you say you’ve never sat alone in your room and sang she will be loved at the top of your lungs
i automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let’s be honest ur not winning that
i wish i was that girl who thinks shes ugly but is actually really pretty but instead im that girl who thinks shes ugly and is actually ugly
one day i’m going to wake up really fit and attractive and you will all be sad you didn’t flirt with me earlier
i'm buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual
I SUPPORT WEARING LEGGINGS AS PANTS.
i'm so naturally funny because my life is a joke
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
if only hatred burned calories
i love sleeping to avoid problems
hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia
i can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups
have you ever started crying for one reason then end up crying about every possible thing wrong with your life
my sense of style is
“fuck im late”
“what is this”
“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
please never yell at me, there is a 100% chance i will cry.
“cool jeans” i tell a cute boy, little did he know i was actually talking about genes bc those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi