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The Pope says he's worried about the gay lobby in the Vatican. Wait until he sees the ceiling!
My new phone has more bells and whistles than a "Beauty and the Beast" themed rape prevention seminar held by referees in a train station.
Instead of writing "I follow back," in your bio, you should probably just cut to the chase and say, "I won't read your tweets." #NoPromo
If Mom e-mails you too much, try this: Next time you visit, take a screenshot of her browser and make it her desktop. That'll slow her down.
Straight dude just told me I have pretty eyes. I think he's really going to enjoy my set!
About to perform for an AA group. Gonna open with: If God exists, I bet he does a bunch of drugs. That's why they call him a 'Higher Power.'
The difference between begging for attention and crying for help is how long you've been doing it.
Too bad Scientologists don't get divorced like they give birth. In absolute silence.
They should make it a thing every day where if you're not wearing green, drunk people know not to talk to you.
It's not easy being green, but it's easier than being black or Latino. #brutallyhonestslogans
Natasha Muse is a performer & writer of comedy in SF. She's also a skeptic & at least the second-funniest transsexual you know, guaranteed. http://t.co/jfIX3RV1
