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The Pope says he's worried about the gay lobby in the Vatican. Wait until he sees the ceiling!
Light is getting too old for this shift. #mundaneneutrinoexplanations
I tried anal sex once. It was kind of a bummer.
If you're Bradley Cooper you're calling your penis Mini Cooper, right?
The Muppets Take Man Action #madeuppornfilms
My new phone has more bells and whistles than a "Beauty and the Beast" themed rape prevention seminar held by referees in a train station.
If I remember my twenties correctly, I'd be really surprised.
Straight dude just told me I have pretty eyes. I think he's really going to enjoy my set!
Instead of writing "I follow back," in your bio, you should probably just cut to the chase and say, "I won't read your tweets." #NoPromo
Natasha Muse is a performer & writer of comedy in SF. She's also a skeptic & at least the second-funniest transsexual you know, guaranteed. http://t.co/jfIX3RV1