Faded. Hi hunter

"Let's divide ourselves into two groups each of which will treat the other like terrorists!" -everyone on every topic ever

Good people: @boogersincoffee @ihaveabadear @hpatschke @xoddamnayr @havingafatday @patthew @brainjuiced

Twitter's not really the place for privacy, people with locked accounts

I've noticed people have decided it's fun to drink out of mason jars, well lemme tell ya I been doing that for years it's called being poor

For the love of god, can we get @koala_hugs a smartphone so he doesn't have to use library computers to tweet?

how do things like @hollywoodcrab happen

Giving up is ALWAYS an option

lol @theanimepolice has been silent for hours, but then @trill_boson tweets about a boob

@rad_mouse solid performance *favs and rts* keep up the good work

Sometimes I tweet @nickydico @katiefzack @untresor @madamezooble and @mzeld like I know them and it's great fun til I realize what I'm doing

well this was a poor choice

@imfordtough @cakemittens cc: @jonnysun

Starting to think certain people routinely star my tweets just to make me feel better. Fucked up.

STARTED AT THE BOTTOM and well I kinda just stayed here

Everyone read this conversation please @daggerbyte @cakemittens

Dear the News, I haven't heard anything new in a good while. Remove "BREAKING" from my screen.

Aimlessly wandering the streets of Quincy because fuck everything

Anybody near me hiring? I have no degree, can only work about 30 hours a week, and hate everyone and everything. #hitmeup

@idiot_teen I was really expecting this to be a picture of a dead animal or something