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Level 10 cotton mouth. I repeat, LEVEL 10 COTTON MOUTH. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I hope everybody that reads this has a great day 😊
How many times will I have to tweet about the flaws of our gov. Before they take me out via sniper? Stay tuned to find out
Have you ever thought about the fact that however many years old you are is the number of times you've circled the sun?
I saw a girls vagina at warped tour the year before last and it looked pretty gross. Definitely seen better.
I NEVER WAKE UP THIS EARLY ITS A CONSPIRACY
Small talk is gay I wanna talk about the universe and what you think about existing
Ever look at up at the night sky while it's snowing and feel like you're flying? 100% sober btw
My mom always says "I'm sorry for being a shitty mom" and it's just so fucking awkward.
How tight would it be if today an alien race comes to earth and gives the technology that would've taken us another 10,000 years to make?
I wonder if my cats ever have dreams about me?
When I get my senior pictures done I'm gonna wear a sombrero and a pancho and be like "aw wtf I thought you guys said 'señor' pictures"
Gettin my vibes killed n shit smh
If my back is this sore when I'm 17 I can't imagine when I'm 27 or 37 or 47
Have you ever wanted to eat a sandwich cause you heard a guitar solo that was so good cause I have
Drummer of @TheJabronies I believe culture is an impedement to understanding whats going on & time is an illusion