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Just found out lobsters are immortal. Google it. Only die of external circumstances. Don't know which way is up anymore.
I could literally be a professional tambourine player right now and just have no idea
Anxious about your next anxiety attack? YOU BETTER BE
I, for one, welcome our new Amell overlords.
THIS JUST IN:
Are you team Jacob or team Ahmed Angel?
Downton Abbey in the streets, Game of Thrones in the sheets.
Im sorry I didnt wash the salsa off before I fingered u
Just sayin': I would love for "Happy Endings" to be part of all the awesomeness we have goin' on at USA.
Excitement is just stress for dumb people.
Should I still tip my waiter if he's a cow?
1. Stand to side of door with baseball bat held overhead.
2. Wait for someone to exit and notice you.
3. Whisper, "I'm waiting for someone."
Just learned the cup song from pitch perfect what's up ladies
Woke up this morning to the sound of a goat being slaughtered; it turned out to be a live performance of Florence and The Machine on MTV.
The fact that you can feel sad, then listen to a song and feel better proves that feelings are stupid.
boy are you a mushroom farmer cuz you do a lot of shiitake-ng
Just got a kiss from a rose on the gray. It was meh.
Dabkeh that macho man dance where a bunch of men hold hands and skipitty skip skip.
If you like it then you should put a ★ on it.