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My boss just called me a hooker
Fuck nursery rhymes.
Fat man at starbucks stop starring at me. O_o
My mom just made my day!! <3
Pulled something in my hand picking up a super obese wale navjo baby. Maybe I should sue.
Now all I can think about is chocolate cake!! Damn you Tom™
I despise people that cripple and poison people with hate. My dad was that kind of person.
I wish our pool would hurry up and open
I just love working my whole fucking lunch break.
One of my new babies sounds like a pisses off goffer when he cries
I just spilled pop in the floor twice hahha
Sometimes I get stuck infermercials.
Just burnt the Shit out of my tongue!
One of mt babies has a rat tail on the back of his head.. only in farmington Nm...
Owls scare me...
Oh my god my legs are soooo sore!!
Great work out tonight now time to shower and sleep
If im sick like this all weekend I might kill someone
Falling asleep at work