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I want a real life spam filter, to filter out people.
If you've got a killer smile, you've got it all.
I live my life completely independently. Everything I own and every i buy is from money I earn myself. That brings me joy.
All these default egg avatars on twitter make me hungry.
Every time I lay down in bed I think 'why didn't I do this sooner?'
Kill them with love.
Don't handicap your ambitions by laziness.
Things you won't hear me saying : What a great assignment!
Sitting awkwardly in the middle of a crowded atrium. Yeah keep staring, im comfortable.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?...NO ONE.
Americans doing soccer commentary makes me giggle like a white guy trying to rap.
When someone say's 'Ma' instead of 'My' #BringTheN3al
Using your bluetooth headset in public. #BringTheN3al
My hips just lied.
Aw I missed One Direction perform, its okay I'm sure someone else hate-tweeted on my behalf. #closingceremony