Who to worship old gods or the new? #WesterosProblems @gameofthrones

Billings Bridge is old people central in the mornings. #Ottawa

I want a real life spam filter, to filter out people.

Israel Apartheid week table beside Pro-Israel table. #ShitJustGotReal

If you've got a killer smile, you've got it all.

I live my life completely independently. Everything I own and every i buy is from money I earn myself. That brings me joy.

All these default egg avatars on twitter make me hungry.

Tim Hortons was made earthquake proof, cuz i didnt feel no earthquake dawg. #Ottawa

Every time I lay down in bed I think 'why didn't I do this sooner?'

Kill them with love.

Don't handicap your ambitions by laziness.

Things you won't hear me saying : What a great assignment!

Sitting awkwardly in the middle of a crowded atrium. Yeah keep staring, im comfortable.

@bryonan tweet tweet, hello jani.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?...NO ONE.

Americans doing soccer commentary makes me giggle like a white guy trying to rap.

When someone say's 'Ma' instead of 'My' #BringTheN3al

Using your bluetooth headset in public. #BringTheN3al

My hips just lied.

Aw I missed One Direction perform, its okay I'm sure someone else hate-tweeted on my behalf. #closingceremony