Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
A cop pulled me over & said papers. So I said scissors "I fookin win" & drove off.
Dear Sean Penn the Falklands was there even before Argentina was a country, so please keep your dumb yank nose out of British territory!
There'a reason why hurricanes are named after women.If you piss a woman off she'll take ye car,home & everything else with her like a storm!
The Monster Raving Looney Party are Lib Dems nearest rivals here too.
Mancini sacked? Didn't he win the title last season for Man City though. Fickle club with fickle fans. Yet the media won't call the Blues.
I'm a 30 year old lass who loves having a laugh & spending time with my family. Remember shy bairns get nowt!