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on my way to girl scouts to learn about selling cookies. i'm already an expert at buying and eating them so i'm feeling pretty confident.
I have 290 followers! just 10 more and I will stand up at work and shout "THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!" #300reference #getit?
Dear children. Mommy has a headache. Because one of you gave me your disgusting germs. Kindly shut up and go to sleep. That is all.
No, I haven't just watched this 8 times in a row. What? MAZZY LIKES ME! http://www.mommyshorts.com/2012/11/mazzys-mini-me-giveaway.html#tpe-action-posted-6a0133f30ae399970b017d3e4d7c77970c … via @mommyshorts @stickychic
Please nominate me for What Not to Wear. Unless you already have, in which case, screw you.
Man, my kid NEVER makes the Glare-Off. It's because he's too cute, I'm sure. VOTE! http://www.mommyshorts.com/2012/10/evil-baby-glare-off-2012-round-2.html … via @mommyshorts
"Mom why do you have so many shoes? There's like...two of each." Yeah. Shoes are funny like that.
chronically amused, clinically depressed. a mom and a writer. some of these things may be related.