@tlanceb THANK YOU!!!! you can vote once a day so set your daily reminder! :-D #thankful

No, I haven't just watched this 8 times in a row. What? MAZZY LIKES ME!  http://www.mommyshorts.com/2012/11/mazzys-mini-me-giveaway.html#tpe-action-posted-6a0133f30ae399970b017d3e4d7c77970c … via @mommyshorts @stickychic

Please nominate me for What Not to Wear. Unless you already have, in which case, screw you.

@mommyshorts Good grief, woman. What a misleading headline. Go change it to "PREPARING to Give Birth Post Hurricane," post-haste.

Man, my kid NEVER makes the Glare-Off. It's because he's too cute, I'm sure. VOTE!  http://www.mommyshorts.com/2012/10/evil-baby-glare-off-2012-round-2.html … via @mommyshorts

@kdwald @mommyshorts Also you 2 didn't get my msg yesterday. I ran out of room. stupid twitter. Enter my FB giveaway?http://t.co/SlRdcZyo

@freefringes I really, really, REALLY wanted that to be a real cheese shop. Like, for reals.

"Mom why do you have so many shoes? There's like...two of each." Yeah. Shoes are funny like that.

@hecklersdelight @stella1070 @cheetohface hey, thanks! and that's true, i'm positive all of my non-followers had a hand in the conspiracy.

@mommyshorts @briconstable @momofthreeunder @periwinklepapi @kdwald Just FYI, I'm now pretty much designing a full #Glitterati line.

New Post: Reasons I don't like you: master's student edition http://t.co/JKI3c3qa

My husband: "I would never trust a left handed surgeon. Have you seen the way they hold a pencil?!"

y'all? read this. then vote for her in #yeahwrite50. this girl rocks my socks off. http://t.co/Mkc1PpIB via @smushyfacebaby

But think of all the Reese's peanut butter cups in the world I DIDN'T eat today. #willpower

@ninjamomblog @jlweinberg also? i googled that at work. so if i get fired, i'm showing up on your doorstep for food and shelter.

I'm in this! --> Working Mothers Speak Up About Careers and Family | Kid Scoop via @mommyfriend and @babbleeditors http://t.co/8926vupD

"This is what our life would be like!" Yes, wine-shopping in Switzerland on someone else's dime: the cornerstone of marriage. #thebachelor

"I felt like we were the only 2 people in Switzerland." You're not even the only 2 people in this relationship, dummy. #thebachelor

@toomuchaubrey LOVED this post. Loved it. @yhwriteme @jlweinberg @meggersly

@jillsmo "I didn't ask who did it,I told you to clean it up!"