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No, I haven't just watched this 8 times in a row. What? MAZZY LIKES ME! http://www.mommyshorts.com/2012/11/mazzys-mini-me-giveaway.html#tpe-action-posted-6a0133f30ae399970b017d3e4d7c77970c … via @mommyshorts @stickychic
Please nominate me for What Not to Wear. Unless you already have, in which case, screw you.
Man, my kid NEVER makes the Glare-Off. It's because he's too cute, I'm sure. VOTE! http://www.mommyshorts.com/2012/10/evil-baby-glare-off-2012-round-2.html … via @mommyshorts
"Mom why do you have so many shoes? There's like...two of each." Yeah. Shoes are funny like that.
My husband: "I would never trust a left handed surgeon. Have you seen the way they hold a pencil?!"
But think of all the Reese's peanut butter cups in the world I DIDN'T eat today. #willpower
"This is what our life would be like!" Yes, wine-shopping in Switzerland on someone else's dime: the cornerstone of marriage. #thebachelor
"I felt like we were the only 2 people in Switzerland." You're not even the only 2 people in this relationship, dummy. #thebachelor
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