My 'last seen at' was just to check your 'last seen at'.

Not motivated enough to work. Not rich enough to skip.

Blogs made you a writer, sound cloud made you a singer, facebook made you socially active, twitter made you a jerk with no life.

There should be an option to delete your contact from others' phonebook.

What's more dangerous than a woman is a woman with good memory.

We actually need alarm clocks to remind us to sleep.

Music genres explained.  http://twitpic.com/bv3nt7 

If you don't have to stand on your toes to kiss him, he is not meant for you.

It's amusing when people take the help of strangers on twitter when they are stuck instead of calling up those they pretend to party with.

You can Talk and abuse without a reason, but there is always a reason behind silence.

HAHAHAHA. This is hilarious!  http://twitpic.com/co2mr6 

Dear Asaram Bapu, rapists bhenchod hote hai.

At times you need to destroy yourself completely to find the new you.

Capital Punishment may not serve as a deterrent, but if you keep them alive, their countrymen may hijack our plane and demand their release.

Guys are difficult. Girls are nagging. Hot people are dumb. Intelligent people are taken. Life is unfair.

#TwitterMyth Girls get followers easily. LOLJK. It's true.

Love doesn't destroy you. It teaches you how you can destroy yourself.

You're not alone. Your misery is always with you.

Dear Nikon, well played!  http://twitpic.com/c1wvhg 

Don't try to understand a girl. You will fall in love with her.