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I'm packing magic. (I really wish that phrase was a euphemism for something far more exciting.)
I'm going to start bringing my recurve bow with a quiver full of arrows to every gig I perform at now #hecklerdeterrent
My diagnosis: I have a form of testicular cancer called Seminona - this is very good news - it is 90% treatable & curable - HOORAY SCIENCE!!
I've got archery lessons lined up for this week - it's time to go all Hunger Games up in this hizzy... whatwhat!
I need to go to Australia... not want... NEED!
I really do love my dotcom job - the free beer is nice - but at 5:15 on Fri it turns into a frat bar. Complete w/ beer pong & bro-chants.
I just dropped off 62 pounds of laundry. A new record! That is a whole lot of striped socks and way too many nerdy mash-up/ironic t-shirts.
since I am bed ridden today - I will shoot space robot aliens in the face
Holy Cow! I am awake and incredibly optimistic.
I just did the blockhead for a room full of hipsters - their slavish attachment to irony has debilitated their ability to experience joy
Today is the day I attempt venturing out into the world.
After chemo starts there's an 80% chance that I'm going to lose all my hair in 2 weeks. Fine by me! I look fucking awesomely hot when bald!
The two looks I've accidentally cultivated for myself as a performer is "The Dandy Hobo" & "The Portland Mashup Nerd" - I'm OK with this
Magician, Sideshow Artist, Nerd, Pie Lover, Gamer, Burgeoning Vaudeville Impresario & I'm pretty sure I'm the 13th Doctor :: Producer of @EWBurlesque