I'm packing magic. (I really wish that phrase was a euphemism for something far more exciting.)

I'm going to start bringing my recurve bow with a quiver full of arrows to every gig I perform at now #hecklerdeterrent

My diagnosis: I have a form of testicular cancer called Seminona - this is very good news - it is 90% treatable & curable - HOORAY SCIENCE!!

I've got archery lessons lined up for this week - it's time to go all Hunger Games up in this hizzy... whatwhat!

@dreamexplosive That's mostly why I am a magician :)

I need to go to Australia... not want... NEED!

I really do love my dotcom job - the free beer is nice - but at 5:15 on Fri it turns into a frat bar. Complete w/ beer pong & bro-chants.

I just dropped off 62 pounds of laundry. A new record! That is a whole lot of striped socks and way too many nerdy mash-up/ironic t-shirts.

since I am bed ridden today - I will shoot space robot aliens in the face

@capricasong You have the GREATEST burlyQ name ever!

Holy Cow! I am awake and incredibly optimistic.

Hey NYC! There is a Real honest-to-goodness Sideshow coming to Down-Town Manhattan! Burlesque, Sideshow and FIRE! http://t.co/GrZIEFj1

I just did the blockhead for a room full of hipsters - their slavish attachment to irony has debilitated their ability to experience joy

I'm officially offering my bald head as a canvas for any artist who wants to create something & photograph it. Mi cabeza es tu cabeza! #art

I'M BACK BABY!!  http://instagram.com/p/YlIWz6lKsP/ 

Today is the day I attempt venturing out into the world.

4 hours of chemo today - day 1 of 5. Surprisingly, I'm feeling pretty good - I thought I'd be racked with side effects #fuckcancer

After chemo starts there's an 80% chance that I'm going to lose all my hair in 2 weeks. Fine by me! I look fucking awesomely hot when bald!

I will be demonstrating a classic street con "The 3 Shell Game" at a party to launch @mollycrabapple art show called "Shell Game" SO HAPPY!

The two looks I've accidentally cultivated for myself as a performer is "The Dandy Hobo" & "The Portland Mashup Nerd" - I'm OK with this