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One of the best things about being a grownup? All #milk is chocolate milk. Always.
All women ovulate on prom night. #AdviceForTeens
I'm even a bitch in my dreams.
I finally got that ottoman, my Empire is nearly complete.
Can somebody tell me why I'm constantly trying to update my stolen copy of the latest #photoshop instead of using #GIMP? #freeware #gnu