Las mujeres estan echas para sentarse en el meado de los hombres, @sabrosa_herida. Es ciencia, @wo_0.

Couldn't even tell the difference between a thought and a way of being.

No one will miss you when you die.

You lost me at TV sports.

Wake up and smell the coffin.

If Bieber was Mc Donalds employee would you even care? Your attention is strenghing low quality art. Focus on what's good.

I want to hug you to death.

I had, for the first time in years, a smile.

You thought too much and made me sad.

Your maternal instincts are so seductive. I can't stop jerking off.

@jstcallmefrank Your tweets make me wanna gag you and tie you naked in a bed. And make you feel a woman for the rest of your life.

*whispers* Eat rat poison and hammer your teeth down.

Fuck for poetry.

I love you too. And not for your vagina.

I [bigfoot] you.

Someone always comes by and says: Try this.

Go away clown. Stop reading me.

You think I don't want to spend my life laughing like this?

Rest assure. You won't need any more pills where you are going if you keep ignoring me.

Mornin', douchebags. Someone fucked your moisty holes last nite?