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It takes grace to remain who you are when you're truly happy.
The number of swigs it takes to finish your first beer after a bad day is 2. If it takes more than 2 your day was not really that bad...
Sorry for being rude, obnoxious and insane. Here's 8 orgasms that will make you forget how to speak English.
I drink so I'm better equipped to deal with your bullshit.
Very sad when someone dies so young, especially leaving behind kids. Don’t hafta make jokes about everything, dickheads.
Black Friday but for sexual favors.
I won't take a bullet for you but I'll pop that zit on your back
Love is all about sticking your tongue wherever she wants you too.
Thanksgiving was going great until I got ideas about turkey basters and drippings and ended up in a burn unit having vaginal reconstruction
I think I'll steal you.
3 hole white...could describe me or paper
Dark spiced rum mixes well with Dr. Pepper, in case anyone needed confirmation.
Remember before the internet when your worth as a person was measured by the love you gave your family & friends?That was fucking stupid lol
The airport bar doesn't open until 10am. What the fuck has America become? Thanks a lot Obama.
i like stupid indulgent things. so naturally I'm in love with myself.