Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
The blue exterior of your car really brings out the orange on your face.
dank device is a whore
9/11 jokes are plane wrong.
Casually names every dog after a member of One Direction.
*walks into school* [simon cowell voice] it's a no from me
MY GOD IT BURNS LIKE THE SUN'S PISS
Seriously, don't fuck animals.
I just really love Zayn Malik and Sierra Kusterbeck okay