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Young hip Ewoks don't listen to Dubstep, the listen to Yub Yubstep. #imsorry #starwars
I just wrote "Steve Jobs is dead" on my iPhone and it auto-corrected to "no I'm not".
Whitney cancelled. Go On cancelled. Rock Center cancelled. Pretty soon NBC is just going to be commercials for other networks.
Hey, you know what's sexy? Spelling, grammar, and punctuation in sentences. You're an adult. Use it.
A skin head just asked me if I had change for the bus. I told him no, but I have "change" for his heart. I'm driving away fast now.
Saw every movie about cops in LA so I assume real life LA cops is a mix of Training Day and Stop or My Mom will Shoot.
Remember when the world thought Donnie Darko was an excellent movie?
Hey guy wearing the "Bazinga" shirt. I recognize you watch that tv show now! Also, you're terrible at life.