I'm gonna drink my worries away, just like every other responsible adult would.

At the end of the day it doesn't matter if you were a bitch, or acted like a jerk.. It's that you had a good heart, everyone has bad days.

They should come up with a new name for water boarding because it makes it sound way more fun then it probably is..

I just caught a glimpse of myself reflecting in my window and thought for a brief second I had a stalker.. Got all excited for NOTHING.

I hate when people call me to complain about their life, wtf do you want from me? A pep talk.. Stop being a whiny bitch, there you go. :)

I want a whatchamacallit.

Anythings possible with enough coffee in your system. :D

I only tweet lame stuff to test my followers loyalty... ALL DAY, EVERYDAY.

I fucking hate the people I know, they all suck.

I said hi to the crazy bum lady outside my work today.. I'm getting better about my fear of bums.. :D

Yes, I might come off a little crazy at times.. But I would like to think of it as part of my charm.. I'm quirky like that. :)

*kicks today in the balls* dumb ass day, anyways!

I gotta stop sleep walking through life.. I sometimes forget I only get one of them.

I never get upset over a unfollow.. I deserve everyone of them.

Interventions are like surprise parties anyways, right? I'm always down for a good party.

I had a dream I was drunk at work.. At least, I hope it was a dream..

What part of restraint is my brain having trouble understanding!? All of it, evidently.

Men sure do like to murder their wives...

Let's try and take it back, to before it all went wrong.. *sigh*

I need sleep, cuz im a tired ass bitch! And everyone knows when a bitch is tired LET HER SLEEP! :D