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Sometimes all the pieces fall into place and the world makes sense to me. And by sometimes I mean almost never
I need a lesson in Twitter etiquette. And real-life etiquette. Can someone plz just follow me around and stop me before I say stupid things?
LA LA LA I'M TALKING LOUDLY SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS DISTURBING COMMERCIAL ABOUT CATHETERS LA LA LA
Hey, how come Chewy don't get a medal too? That's RACIST, man!!
It's always 4:20 somewhere...
Staying at my parents' house tonight, so I have to figure out how & where to get high without getting caught. UGH, this is so high school!
FUCK YOU daylight savings
Did u know that Jason Priestly is only 5 feet tall????
I hope this is one of those episodes where they get lost in the Holodeck
"I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested."
I'm short, sarcastic, neurotic, anxiety-addled, half-crazed & PISSED OFF. The only thing I do religiously is self-medicate! #atheist #childfree by choice