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This day anything goes
Burning bodies hanging from poles.
I like fresh, pink buttholes. The kind that feel tight around my index finger and tongue.
I want to wrap my hand around your long hair and throw you on to the bed. Push your face down and Fuck you hard till I cum inside you.
I AM CONTAGIOUS, I AM PLAGUED WITH LIES
Valentine's Day will consist of dining at a entry level chain restaurant of your choice, 50 Shades of Grey film and a tidy fuck in the car.
Sit on my lap naked. I want to kiss you deep while you slowly pee. When you're done I'll clean you with my mouth.
Ignore me while I'm going down on you and you're reading a book. When you're finished push me away with your feet.
Because I love you I'd suck out all the blood from your ovaries monthly cleansing and cure your hot cramps.
Staple our faces together.
Nice try HBO. A fat girl not ashamed to show her rolls in a bathing suit isn't sexy. Not even a smidgen. You can't redefine beauty,
You can stay youthful and pretty by extracting the secret oils from my testicles with your mouth, vagina and or butthole.
Squat down dipping your anus into a large bowl of hot water so I can take a straw and blow bubbles around it giving you amazin' feelin's
As you know Jesus is a bloody bore, only interested in himself.
Lightly dab your vagina with toilet paper after you pee. Carefully place it in a sealed ziplock bag and mail it to me, please.
I want to suck the junk out of your holes.
If you were my girlfriend I'd jerk off watching you get ready for work.
If you were my girlfriend I'd call you three holes.
After your gyno appointment please mail me your jelly coated panties that you've worn throughout the day.
Pure misery filled with HATE. I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to.