Let me massage the cellulite out of your ass.

So much effort just to find a girl that'll piss in my mouth.

I'm in a good mood today, Finally hired a new house boy.

BITCH ASS BOY TOY.

Cut me.

I want to adopt you, then abandon you.

We'll bathe tonight..🎶

Vaginas make hissing sounds when girls pee.

How did all these ants get in my pee hole?

@beaubanter I consider it a victory whenever I go #2, PEACE!

Steal money from my atm after we fuck.

RT if you want dick slaps to the face and lips.

Poison me

Smells like putrid skene's glad fluid mixed with flower of douche.

Force feed you

I want to be your cash pig.

I laugh like the pillsbury doughboy every time you touch my butthole.

Drinking one Marsala and coke.

Choke me.

I'm wearing a wife beater. Just waiting for you to give me a reason.