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Be my Alix Tichelman
Head when I'm driving, I'm driving.
I want to bite into your wrist and fill my mouth with blood.
I love small boobies.
That time of the month, after you pee, after sex, yeast infection, vaginosis. I don't care I'll still go down on you.
Stand in front of me fully clothed so I can bury my face between your legs and ass and jerk off.
After I cum inside you I'm going to go down on you.
Twitter is your life, I can't express how sorry that makes you.
Honey badgers love eating snakes.
I never used a condom in my life. One time I tried one on and it was too tight.
Cum when I'm in pain.
Laugh at me after you smash my fingers in a door.
I love using two fingers curled slightly upward inside you. While watching a movie on the couch and your inner thighs get drenched.
Jack off instruction is my new heroin.
Let's all pretend we give a shit about the third world sport called soccer.
Pure misery filled with HATE. I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to.