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I can't wait to see the first asshole IRL wearing a "smart watch".
I'm too successful for twitter.
I want to put melted chocolate on your ass and lick it off please.
I wish Ronald Reagan was president to deal with these Russians. Not fucking Obama. 😔
Top Gear if you want to know how cars drive on wet roads.
Russia's rusty nukes still work.
Leah's shit pipe.
I'm so clean right now except for the pre cum leaking in my tighty whities.
I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you.
Quit acting like your anus is a national treasure.
You're poor if you have to clean your own house.
I could totally get used to wearing these panties.
Get dressed up sexy and let's make out while you pee.
I thought Leah's personality was hot.
I'm trying to numb the pain til my brain falls out.
Hit me up on icq, y'all.
Pure misery filled with HATE. I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to.