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I think I like coffee more than licking on a girls butthole.
My carpets are damp from a cleaning. Makes me so angry I feel like raping.
Push my head into your womb. Push it out like you're giving birth.
I like to jerk off while my dog licks my ears.
Send me anything used that touched your vagina.
Eating certain foods and documenting how it changes the taste of semen.
Almost Paul Walkered it driving home from work tonight.
Remember when you used to skip school and fuck all morning. *sigh*.
Nod out with your cock out.
I'm renaming my dog Paul Walker cause of what went down today and she's female, you guys.
Brass knuckle my way through the crowds to get my savings tonight.
I'm opening a bar called, Cocktails & Dreams, you guys.
She has the most fertile berthing hips I ever set eyes upon.
I want to chew on your used floss.
Your healthcare will be dropped or expect a premium increase up to 40%-50% Obama care helps the jobless and poor only.
Sit at the edge of the bed and spread your legs. On my knees, grab the back of my head and grind you panties into my face while I jerk off.
Pure misery filled with HATE. I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to.