Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Cat hair is the new black
I AM MOTHERFUCKING MARRIED!!
Free penis nickname: Party Horn
Is this thing with Groupon the "Janet Jackson's Nipple" of the 2011 Superbowl?
When I was a kid I wondered who Phil Harmonic was and why he had so many orchestras.
I just bought acne medication FOR A CAT. Hopefully now he'll get a date to the prom.
Susan G: Cummin For the Cure, A Porn Parody
YOU'D BETTER HAVE A MEDICAL REASON FOR WEARING SANDALS WITH SOCKS, BRO
An intelligent and thought-provoking video: http://www.doobybrain.com/2010/09/30/a-dog-using-auto-tune/ via @al3x
OH GOD THEY LEFT THE NECKS ON THESE GAME HENS AND I HAD TO CUT THEM OFF AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S DISMEMBERED PENISES IN MY SINK
Ahahaha Portland's mayor is following me, this is for you, Sam Adams: 8=======D~~~~~~~~~~
Obviously my Genie Bottle would be a bong
If I could be reincarnated as anything, it would be a Disco Genie who can only grant wishes in the form of drugs