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I Want to Know Everything You Did in Private Last Summer. #GOPmovies
"Then" and "than" as two different words is confusing. Choose one, and stick with it. #BadWritingTips
Your Honors Student Will Be Fired By My Legacy Student. #Romney_Bumperstickers
You're Grounded! #RejectedFuneralHomeNames
I Don't Always Think, But When I Do, I Let Fox News Do It For Me. #ConservativeBumperStickers
Did you know Twitter costs $45 a month? Every relative who has asked if they should join thinks it does.
I'm glad these jerks from high school will never have a means of getting in touch with me again. #1990stweets
Told the Mormons who keep showing up at my door that every time they appear, I'm making a donation to the Gay and Lesbian Alliance.
A visit to a racist relative's place isn't complete until you've locked their cable box onto the Spanish-language station.
Bone Voyage. #RejectedFuneralHomeNames
Motel 6 Feet Under. #RejectedFuneralHomeNames
The Kama Sutra: TSA Edition. #BooksIHopeDontExist
The magic users in Harry Potter certainly talk down to the muggles a lot for people without nuclear weapons.
I Live In A Trailer, But Vote For Guys Living In Mansions. #ConservativeBumperStickers
Vanilla Ice, because he forgot your bread sticks. #comingbackin2011