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I love The Fifth Element, but where exactly is Gary Oldman head-blood coming from?
… ABC just ordered a S.H.I.E.L.D. pilot written and directed by Joss Whedon. Holy. Shit.
How weird are dudes with moustaches? It's like they've got a little furry hat for their lip ;)
I ate too much. I’m uncomfortafull. That’s right. Uncomfortafull. Fuck you, not every one will be a winner. I don’t dance for you.
Fuck that guy and his jogging shoes. I could jog too if I wanted but I’m too unfit and can’t be bothered and I’d spill this milkshake.
How do I favourite my own tweet?
I had this long gag about moustaches and the men who wear them but I accidentally deleted it and now you all just have to settle for this.
Multiple helicopters with no lights on are flying low over my house. Congratulations gentleman, you got me. I am the Zodiac.
I will watch anything with Chris Hemsworth's arms in it.
Happy Endings is the funniest thing on television. I want to make friend-love to all of those wonderful characters.
Sometimes I’ll see a really fit guy and think ‘he looks healthy’ and then I LITERALLY face-fuck a pizza until it’s time to sleep.
Showrunner/performer of/on @TheRoastTV on @ABC2. Obsessed gamer, awkward lover, Bill Paxtonator.