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I love The Fifth Element, but where exactly is Gary Oldman head-blood coming from?
Andrew Bolt - “check your tapes” only works if you actually check a tape. Because there was a tape attach to that tweet. Did…did you check?
I’d rather look after your kid than your plant. If I kill the kid at least I won’t have to see your ’Nich, I thought you were an adult’ face
… ABC just ordered a S.H.I.E.L.D. pilot written and directed by Joss Whedon. Holy. Shit.
DISLIKE: books that say “she stared at me for a full minute before answering.” A full minute? Really? Did she stroke out? Fuck you, Tolkien.
How weird are dudes with moustaches? It's like they've got a little furry hat for their lip ;)
I ate too much. I’m uncomfortafull. That’s right. Uncomfortafull. Fuck you, not every one will be a winner. I don’t dance for you.
Fuck that guy and his jogging shoes. I could jog too if I wanted but I’m too unfit and can’t be bothered and I’d spill this milkshake.
Showrunner/performer on @TheRoastTV on @ABC2. Games. Comics. Bill Paxton.