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I love The Fifth Element, but where exactly is Gary Oldman head-blood coming from?
Hearing a really good singer live reminds you how pathetically worthless you are and that you've never actually felt a real emotion before.
Andrew Bolt - “check your tapes” only works if you actually check a tape. Because there was a tape attach to that tweet. Did…did you check?
Put a broken keyboard in the trash last night. It was worthless to me. This morning someone stole it from my bin. I’ll kill them dead.
I’d rather look after your kid than your plant. If I kill the kid at least I won’t have to see your ’Nich, I thought you were an adult’ face
… ABC just ordered a S.H.I.E.L.D. pilot written and directed by Joss Whedon. Holy. Shit.
7th Heaven dad admits to child molestation. Even fake church leaders can’t help themselves.
DISLIKE: books that say “she stared at me for a full minute before answering.” A full minute? Really? Did she stroke out? Fuck you, Tolkien.
How weird are dudes with moustaches? It's like they've got a little furry hat for their lip ;)
I ate too much. I’m uncomfortafull. That’s right. Uncomfortafull. Fuck you, not every one will be a winner. I don’t dance for you.
Showrunner/performer on @TheRoastTV on @ABC2. Games. Comics. Bill Paxton.