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Doing a shot of absinthe is a bit like drinking a kick in the nuts.
Call me old fashioned, but I believe an invisible man lives in the sky and buried dinosaur bones to trick people into going to hell.
"NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH GDP!" - #Romney #debates #DenverDebate
I really hate health insurance in this country.
The forecast for Hollywood Blvd this evening is extra douchey with a high chance of self-importance.
When someone says "Just to play devil's advocate" go ahead and kick them in the dick.
Hollywood cynic, writer and recovering factotum. Posting an article does not constitute endorsement. Opinions expressed are mine alone.