Orale, vatos! The homegirl @knott_danielle is looking for leads on the secret history of Chicano ponque in El Ay. @edguy52 @theallseeingi

Seriously, though, I had no idea that @amandapalmer was a Vogon. #amandapalmerpoetry

Doing a shot of absinthe is a bit like drinking a kick in the nuts.

Call me old fashioned, but I believe an invisible man lives in the sky and buried dinosaur bones to trick people into going to hell.

"NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH GDP!" - #Romney #debates #DenverDebate

Proto-metal night on The Nightfly on @realpunkradio. Fans of stoner rock should check it out.

I really hate health insurance in this country.

The forecast for Hollywood Blvd this evening is extra douchey with a high chance of self-importance.

When someone says "Just to play devil's advocate" go ahead and kick them in the dick.

Home. http://t.co/F3YFy0CD

My dog ran away. Please repost people in LA and people who know people in LA. http://t.co/jdSD3q34

Surprise, Homeland Security Coordinates #OWS Crackdowns Nationwide http://t.co/dlvAPufN

The Sexiest Hard Case Crime Book Covers (PHOTOS) http://t.co/HPEnwO9d @lawrenceblock @faustfatale @hardcasecrime

@theallseeingi It's a pet hatred from years back. No fucks given. She's the definition of awful.

You don't know what it's like to peak in 10th grade drama club #amandapalmerpoetry

#seinfeld  http://instagram.com/p/Xp_HsbCHtv/ 

@holytaco Offended. Jokes about merkins are over the line.

Probably sit his punk ass under a tree. #buddha #buddhism  http://instagr.am/p/V5Hil8iHi9/ 

Looking faboo in the wife's shades.  http://instagr.am/p/VuC3klCHn9/ 

#FF @gingercoyote @caterinarindi @kendragarden @dbacherwrites @grimkim @_jordancampbell @brucelabruce @stonemirror @theallseeingi