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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Anyone who says that they “have no regrets” obviously doesn’t know how to fucking party.

    • 2,372
    • FAVS
    Virgin_BoxnikstylesProudPapaDuffyVeronicaNCaseEjectfastmikeym00nScottStepanianBearCoolz
    • 1,617
    • RETWEETS
    Virgin_BoxProudPapaDuffynzo82som1twistedmjkspeaksjenmarengeremiawkouehirojesus
    Thee1_4UjumpdasharkStevie_TalkGobshite_VikeeysSecretUnicornBaxThe_MartiniGirlGeauxSaints79giLternativoI_Mee_Myself_mojo_bones_armyVet1972JVarsityCaptain_SirPrincessima_pterodactylkissmeimkinkyReality_Bytes1Whateverfitsme____Teeter_Tottermrt1mGirlwithAIDSFRANKSTALICIOUSTuna_Lover
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The best thing about online classes is the beer.

    • 2,112
    • FAVS
    MiniEmpressjewpizzaBigBadBeardBoyProudPapaDuffythe_rock_chicthejodiesthereholddeez2thestreetz
    • 1,115
    • RETWEETS
    Bwana86jewpizzaBigBadBeardBoyProudPapaDuffystephnexo2thestreetzHope055McnealyGeorge
    jus4golfAmishPornStar1ThateverydayguypsyzodhamspamtymaamSweetTweetsBROdetroit_etBlairLoudlyDBMaxPKenPowell252
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Sesame Street is really fucking boring when you already know how to spell.

    • 2,021
    • FAVS
    nikstylesHurly_BurlyA_Bike_GuyRobRomineMicheleMMusicSoulOfOceanstweetloosehollyberryness
    • 977
    • RETWEETS
    Hurly_BurlyA_Bike_Guyjamben82MicheleMMusic_mISS_sANDY_hirojesushollyberrynessPShultz45
    TheTalkingPipelouise_vuittonmarkboywonderJeremyInKCGobshite_RyanAndrewMitchSeanEmenyinturnaroundmassberateBrianhopecomedy
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    It’s a 4 way stop, not a fucking stand off. I would hate to see these people make an actual hard decision.

    • 1,845
    • FAVS
    randyredelk91ViciousHeadbuttjewpizzaBigBadBeardBoynzthewordhollyberrynessBwanaChrisAngelaAllis
    • 1,074
    • RETWEETS
    randyredelk91ViciousHeadbuttBigBadBeardBoyBaileyGammonnzo82GobbreeesatelynnTrinaGuarino
    mustlovewaffles__MasterOfFuryNorthside_Mikemojo_bones_YesImMattArea51eh
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    That whole “no rest for the wicked” is bullshit. I take a lot of naps.

    • 1,555
    • FAVS
    ProudPapaDuffyRobRomineSuzapaloozkjsaystweetChristaFalkMicheleMMusicPeaceLoveSassxonztheword
    • 821
    • RETWEETS
    ProudPapaDuffySam_AlworthyBaileyGammonit_girlchaconMicheleMMusicPeaceLoveSassxoRandJ712brotherkristoph
    Gobshite_missekayshwebby2__________ParentpainsTeflonPawn
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Someday I’m going to stay sober enough to figure out where these fucking bruises come from.

    • 1,529
    • FAVS
    SDPlissken1nikstylesProudPapaDuffydontcallme_thatsachbrushhollyberrynessShastaNicholemollyellarae12
    • 753
    • RETWEETS
    ProudPapaDuffyBaileyGammonsatelynnTheTalkingPipePShultz45GrnjellojtrainishotTheBoydP
    RogueGodRyncasaurusJennifergr8danrgraberrossbransonBarebakAssassin
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’m pretty sure that if I shot the sheriff, I would also shoot the deputy, because why the fuck not at that point?

    • 1,444
    • FAVS
    Steveo801SoulOfOceansPuzycat69raghibabdullahKatieKowalski12Quietmonkey77tootoomeyprobnotbob
    • 771
    • RETWEETS
    PeaceLoveSassxomaggiemacprobnotbobthejohnobrienMadamBetteNoiredxblarssonENGSteveOHellNodarrrkstarrr
    Gobshite_VikeeysSecretroggyieGirlwithAIDSWhatsHerFace33miss_fkn508RapeyRaperton
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Shit. My neighbor just waved and I waved back for some reason. Now I have to move damn it.

    • 1,475
    • FAVS
    2thestreetzjewpizzaBigBadBeardBoynikstylesSoulOfOceansmcibtydxblarssonENGSteveOHellNo
    • 660
    • RETWEETS
    2thestreetzBigBadBeardBoysom1twisteddxblarssonENGSteveOHellNodarrrkstarrrRebelHeyOhgoddessitsme
    Gobshite_carlykenbillymeetsworldJimmerThatisAll
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’ve got 99 problems, and I am the cause of 97 of them.

    • 1,171
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    DirtyGoldNYCHurly_BurlyParasuram_PRlittlemaclarge_maurasaurusrexImabhayoneAbhaymguestxoclintgil
    • 681
    • RETWEETS
    Hurly_BurlyCleotrapstarAashi_03dontcallme_thatiGreenMonkenvydatropicRichBeingRichlolaveed
    mustlovewaffles__thongbeardVagazzledChicjustinkase546Gobshite_That_Damn_Duck
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    When one of you tweets a good funny and I tell someone about it, I say “one of my friends said” cuz I don’t want them finding me on twitter.

    • 1,256
    • FAVS
    BigBadBeardBoyGoodMistakes56savvy_smiles28envydatropicSkinnieTallstheB6ChroniclesGreGooglyMooglynztheword
    • 545
    • RETWEETS
    GoodMistakes56mcaliendo1som1twistedenvydatropicGreGooglyMooglyTheTalkingPipesolo_red_cupcolemarie13
    getta_grip_onIttravisauruss______randyreddwoodCynner777
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Funny how all your other worries fade away as soon as a cop gets behind you.

    • 1,105
    • FAVS
    ajnazeSa2thestreetzMiniEmpresssailormoonie135etoilelointaineViciousHeadbuttXOperfectmessXOjewpizza
    • 599
    • RETWEETS
    2thestreetzrandyredelk91ViciousHeadbuttXOperfectmessXOBigBadBeardBoyProudPapaDuffymalibumackyGoodMistakes56
    Matty_Lombardo____ComedyCarterJSchabl
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    You and I are just different. And by different I mean you're stupid.

    • 1,020
    • FAVS
    nikstylesProudPapaDuffyHassanAly001GoodMistakes56whereami18ElPasofistRobRominezorgod
    • 646
    • RETWEETS
    ProudPapaDuffyGoodMistakes56ElPasofistMicheleMMusicit_girlchaconenvydatropicawesomeJCwoodKKBowls
    Overdue_BillsIronWang
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The mind of a woman:

    I love you.

    Wait, I hate you.

    Awe, you're so sweet.

    Fuck, you’re stupid.

    Let’s have babies.

    Ugh, go away.

    • 961
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    MoonHealingProudPapaDuffysnarkarellaLemehhHurly_BurlyGoodMistakes56littlemaclargejanr572
    • 614
    • RETWEETS
    2arkaProudPapaDuffyHurly_BurlymbugijuniorGMuriamasimplykutubAashi_03Wandylicious25
    jumpdasharkRileyisRilescarlykenOverdue_Billsmochanya
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I totally stopped believin' Journey. Your fucking move.

    • 1,072
    • FAVS
    Brenzy88GoodMistakes56ElPasofistScottStepanianiGreenMonkstapleton_leroyenvydatropicnztheword
    • 461
    • RETWEETS
    korn_crueGoodMistakes56SoulOfOceansenvydatropicKKBowlsTikiLikesWoodmjkspeaksdanorslim
    joseejojojoDebasaurusRexima_pterodactylGirlwithAIDSzgbettyChristi_Q________
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    If you make me laugh until my face and stomach hurts, I will keep you forever damn it.

    • 908
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    ProudPapaDuffyTamTamJackGoodMistakes56DaleIncenvydatropicnzthewordhollyberrynessanniebelllz
    • 545
    • RETWEETS
    DaleIncenvydatropicnzthewordcantwitwontwitdanorslimejmichaels1MJinWonderlanddTheTalkingPipe
    Gobshite_JazzzzzminaJimmerThatisAll
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Leaf blowers, but for people.

    • 827
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    her_NajestykallengrimmBigBec43momopfaceChris668ChrisEdJohnson2ricowallacecupcakelynda
    • 599
    • RETWEETS
    69shadesoftaarNaomilizzleEdJohnson2cupcakelyndaProudPapaDuffyCarolinaSongWitMasterBaugustzaragoza
    5haelchadzappaThynebearGobshite_gigglegirlnoelSilleVio
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Answer me this: when is the appropriate time to ask “Can I sit on your face?”

    • 997
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    ProudPapaDuffymisshunibuniHurly_Burlyairwalk_11stapleton_leroyPaoloMiguel74cynicalcalvinjohnnyrkt
    • 409
    • RETWEETS
    Hurly_BurlyjohnnyrktBeCoco77GoodMistakes56savvy_smiles28dontcallme_thatenvydatropicUnderchilde
    Gobshite_ocourtneynoRomoForTheWin____scaffoldjockyjoeyhuggles______
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I bet you’re one of those assholes who talks when a good song is on.

    • 773
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    ProudPapaDuffyGoodMistakes56wallaceg49onume_nzthewordunanythingJaySusHChristSledgza
    • 551
    • RETWEETS
    ProudPapaDuffywallaceg49hollyberrynessPShultz45s_virksperhapssomedayDietSaucecanadian_makin
    24HourBitchinglakeanagirlmrbigyearMatty_Lombardo____
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I admit my mistakes. For instance, you were one.

    • 860
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    ProudPapaDuffyGoodMistakes56SoulOfOceansLonelyJackalopeenvydatropiclizknopfnzthewordhollyberryness
    • 424
    • RETWEETS
    GoodMistakes56robz_89856envydatropicaya7xxdanorslimtoyotaman1988nedajseTheTalkingPipe
    MuffyTheFrogkiebi
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Don’t be an asshole.

    The end.

    • 833
    • FAVS
    Hurly_BurlyBrenzy88DGZZacharySportschic80GoodMistakes56TinyDancer5868envydatropicnztheword
    • 445
    • RETWEETS
    AdamzFamily9Sportschic80GoodMistakes56envydatropicDanieChaseBluJaeTOTheTalkingPipeGhadeerThuaimer
    WrigleyAwards____itswrigley________ohwrigley________warholeary
@Nicholey23

@Nicholey23

I'd rather be kayaking. I say fuck a lot.