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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Anyone who says that they “have no regrets” obviously doesn’t know how to fucking party.

    • 2,278
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    twills7665TennesseeCherrychelseaflo11zbrenduhIamJessicaJJTheBoydPiVishu_GujjudeadlilgirI
    • 1,564
    • RETWEETS
    zbrenduhTheBoydPiVishu_GujjucancelmymeetingKennyD444CurleeVuittonf_a_r_r_e_l_l_Rg3x99
    Thee1_4UjumpdasharkStevie_Talkworley_7VikeeysSecretUnicornBaxThe_MartiniGirlGeauxSaints79giLternativoI_Mee_Myself_mojo_bones_armyVet1972JVarsityCaptain_SirPrincessima_pterodactyltiffinysawyersReality_Bytes1Whateverfitsme____Teeter_Tottermrt1mGirlwithAIDSFRANKSTALICIOUSTuna_Lover
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The best thing about online classes is the beer.

    • 1,957
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    • 1,028
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    katrancalikellykel14WendyCureGermanFrecklesTheBoydPiVishu_Gujju_TheGoodssKennyD444
    jus4golfAmishPornStar1ThateverydayguypsyzodhamspamtymaamSweetTweetsBROdetroit_etBlairLoudlyDBMaxPKenPowell252
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Sesame Street is really fucking boring when you already know how to spell.

    • 1,972
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    • 947
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    louise_vuittonnovocapulumJeremyInKCworley_7RyanAndrewMitchSeanEmenyinturnaroundmassberateBrianhopecomedy
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    It’s a 4 way stop, not a fucking stand off. I would hate to see these people make an actual hard decision.

    • 1,799
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    FatFish_adhdnursechelseaflo11manningmw1kit7starsstrader237TheBoydPiVishu_Gujju
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    mustlovewaffles__MasterOfFuryNorthside_Mikemojo_bones_YesImMattArea51eh
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    That whole “no rest for the wicked” is bullshit. I take a lot of naps.

    • 1,511
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    iVishu_Gujjuvilleviolinist_TheGoodssNIKKIDIAMONDS80TooMuchWolfvodkachromerecyclingsamJerIsJoking
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    worley_7missekayshwebby2__________ParentpainsTeflonPawn
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Someday I’m going to stay sober enough to figure out where these fucking bruises come from.

    • 1,491
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    RogueGodRyncasaurusJennifergr8danrgraberrossbransonBarebakAssassin
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Shit. My neighbor just waved and I waved back for some reason. Now I have to move damn it.

    • 1,431
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    TennesseeCherryiVishu_GujjuglittergirlD43vodkachromeTM970mcmillions000ken2hallVodkaTiem
    • 630
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    worley_7carlykenobscurerobot______JimmerThatisAll
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’m pretty sure that if I shot the sheriff, I would also shoot the deputy, because why the fuck not at that point?

    • 1,335
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    MJLeaverdeathbedheadBrandiomFactsHanmaboogieUncomprehendmeWTF_KeniVishu_GujjuTriciaBarth_Art
    • 703
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    worley_7VikeeysSecretroggyieGirlwithAIDSWhatsHerFace33miss_fkn508RapeyRaperton
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    When one of you tweets a good funny and I tell someone about it, I say “one of my friends said” cuz I don’t want them finding me on twitter.

    • 1,232
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    iVishu_Gujjuvodkachromeannadiscracefulabbykraftemmj3JerIsJokingLHaveraleyup_its_me_m
    • 530
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    iVishu_GujjuabbykraftJerIsJokingUGANDANCRAZYJamesonN7BadMikeyBadGooodGirlsGoBadmrbuster60
    getta_grip_onIttravisauruss______randyreddwoodCynner777
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’ve got 99 problems, and I am the cause of 97 of them.

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    • 622
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    iVishu_GujjuIchabodSkeezixabbykraftShutUpThatsWhoJerIsJokingUGANDANCRAZY49ersforever21Filthypigeon80
    mustlovewaffles__thongbeardVagazzledChicjustinkase546worley_7That_Damn_Duck
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    You and I are just different. And by different I mean you're stupid.

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    TennesseeCherryVijayRaithathaiVishu_Gujju_TheGoodsssup_SammievodkachromeYalorde004Pretty_Dirty_
    • 630
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    Overdue_BillsIronWang
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Funny how all your other worries fade away as soon as a cop gets behind you.

    • 1,040
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    Matty_Lombardo____ComedyCarterJSchabl
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The mind of a woman:

    I love you.

    Wait, I hate you.

    Awe, you're so sweet.

    Fuck, you’re stupid.

    Let’s have babies.

    Ugh, go away.

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    TennesseeCherryvodkachromeProf_PeejayJenBenthinIchabodSkeezixabbykraftangel55533RadioSweetie
    • 594
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    jumpdasharkRileyisRilescarlykenOverdue_Billsmochanya
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I totally stopped believin' Journey. Your fucking move.

    • 1,048
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    • 451
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    joseejojojoDebasaurusRexima_pterodactylGirlwithAIDSzgbettyChristi_Q________
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    If you make me laugh until my face and stomach hurts, I will keep you forever damn it.

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    • 537
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    worley_7JazzzzzminaJimmerThatisAll
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Answer me this: when is the appropriate time to ask “Can I sit on your face?”

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    TennesseeCherryvodkachromeabbykraftknotty_lindaJerIsJokingkelseeeyxo0_blissbrianwhereami18
    • 397
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    worley_7ocourtneynoRomoForTheWin____scaffoldjockyjoeyhuggles______
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I bet you’re one of those assholes who talks when a good song is on.

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    24HourBitchinglakeanagirlmrbigyearMatty_Lombardo____
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I admit my mistakes. For instance, you were one.

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    • 416
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    MuffyTheFrogkiebi
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Don’t be an asshole.

    The end.

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    WrigleyAwards____itswrigley________ohwrigley________warholeary
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’d like to give a shout out to Apple for giving the iPhone the same battery life as a fucking peanut.

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    JT7924MistyMaeJacksonitsmetrbpsantillanrs93angeliav68NIKKIDIAMONDS80hhagarssup_Sammie
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    HysteriaBarbie
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