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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Anyone who says that they “have no regrets” obviously doesn’t know how to fucking party.

    • 2,031
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    emweezy034AwfulAfflictionBurningInHDseancoleranolive0205MsBrandyNscotchy1978jdart48
    • 1,397
    • RETWEETS
    sarahsabyotchBurningInHDiwearaonesiescotchy1978im_eltintellectASHLivibelsDadaCheekbonz
    dick_ishStevie_Talkworley_7VikeeysSecretUnicornBaxThe_MartiniGirlGeauxSaints79giLternativoI_Mee_Myself_mojo_bones_armyVet1972JVarsityCaptain_SirPrincessima_pterodactyltiffinysawyersReality_Bytes1Whateverfitsme____Teeter_Tottermrt1mGirlwithAIDSFRANKSTALICIOUSTuna_Lover
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    It’s a 4 way stop, not a fucking stand off. I would hate to see these people make an actual hard decision.

    • 1,633
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    AwfulAfflictionBurningInHDseancolerankingship1957CapeTownBlondescotchy1978LivibelsDadaiwearaonesie
    • 943
    • RETWEETS
    BurningInHDINDIA_CELESTEkingship1957iwearaonesiescotchy1978LivibelsDadaafletche78Thateverydayguy
    mustlovewafflesMasterOfFuryNorthside_Mikemojo_bones_YesImMattArea51eh
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Sesame Street is really fucking boring when you already know how to spell.

    • 1,674
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    taylornicole23scotchy1978intellectASHLivibelsDadaiwearaonesiePit22baycontacoellentee
    • 783
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    scotchy1978LivibelsDadabeffharrisclarkVN_Rubennovocapulumglxttercumicrushedmyhalotalktojb
    novocapulumJeremyInKCworley_7RyanAndrewMitchSeanEmenyinturnaroundmassberateBrianhopecomedy
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The best thing about online classes is the beer.

    • 1,571
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    MomentsOfScottBagyantsrandy_vanskikeNinsunGemweezy034Tripson8TwittingMFsergeantself36
    • 786
    • RETWEETS
    ifollowafterKause187BurningInHDiwearaonesienovocapulumrankingTweetsThateverydayguyleslie_allison7
    ThateverydayguypsyzodhamspamtymaamSweetTweetsBROdetroit_etBlairLoudlyDBMaxPKenPowell252
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    That whole “no rest for the wicked” is bullshit. I take a lot of naps.

    • 1,343
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    The_Desert_LioniwearaonesieSweetShine76MsBrandyNscotchy1978UnFitzbthemdCubanB1987
    • 692
    • RETWEETS
    The_Desert_Lionscotchy1978bthemdim_eltLivibelsDadadeadhead_moniWebbPaganfinger_whatever88
    worley_7missekayshwebby2__________ParentpainsTeflonPawn
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Someday I’m going to stay sober enough to figure out where these fucking bruises come from.

    • 1,323
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    LaurenMfNicoleiwearaonesiescotchy1978CubanB1987im_eltStanson76LivibelsDadaSanwal22
    • 631
    • RETWEETS
    iwearaonesiescotchy1978LivibelsDadaGentlmanGhostNokulunga_LucyLil_HassieSanwal22juicyMartinez1
    RyncstarJennifergr8danrgraberrossbransonBarebakAssassin
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’m pretty sure that if I shot the sheriff, I would also shoot the deputy, because why the fuck not at that point?

    • 1,206
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    iwearaonesiescotchy1978FahayheeCubanB1987iGreenMonkLivibelsDadanovocapulumicrushedmyhalo
    • 641
    • RETWEETS
    scotchy1978LivibelsDadaglxttercumicrushedmyhalobeateditVodka_NStylesSpankMeIm0tyBeCoco77
    worley_7VikeeysSecretroggyieGirlwithAIDSWhatsHerFace33miss_fkn508RapeyRaperton
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Shit. My neighbor just waved and I waved back for some reason. Now I have to move damn it.

    • 1,277
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    geoffhansellLivibelsDadanovocapulumrohanswarupUselessburgerSaabirahTofietruckskiThateverydayguy
    • 547
    • RETWEETS
    spudz69LivibelsDadaThateverydayguyAntraLeo4JaeMar68icrushedmyhaloSpankMeIm0tyGoodcleanliving
    worley_7carlykenbillymeetsworldJimmerThatisAll
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    When one of you tweets a good funny and I tell someone about it, I say “one of my friends said” cuz I don’t want them finding me on twitter.

    • 1,146
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    ejmichaels1BurningInHDCubanB1987captainjoe2822AngryPortlandibluebirdeeLivibelsDadanovocapulum
    • 491
    • RETWEETS
    ejmichaels1WasiJavedim_eltAngryPortlandibluebirdeeLivibelsDadaAntraLeo4leslie_allison7
    getta_grip_onIttravisauruss______randyreddwoodCynner777
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’ve got 99 problems, and I am the cause of 97 of them.

    • 938
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    ejmichaels1SweetShine76MsBrandyNscotchy1978CubanB1987dmutatiLivibelsDadanovocapulum
    • 542
    • RETWEETS
    ejmichaels1SweetShine76scotchy1978LivibelsDadaRevvyrev920EyedeatiesSarrbearrr13joshi881
    mustlovewafflesthongbeardVagazzledChicjustinkase546worley_7That_Damn_Duck
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    You and I are just different. And by different I mean you're stupid.

    • 830
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    ejmichaels1SweetShine76CubanB1987LivibelsDadanovocapulumMaybe_Tumorrowitsfadnisohmyangi3
    • 542
    • RETWEETS
    ejmichaels1SweetShine76mcnetsjmccourt30LivibelsDadaAmyEm24_whatever88breely216
    Overdue_BillsIronWang
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I totally stopped believin' Journey. Your fucking move.

    • 945
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    FahayheeCubanB1987LivibelsDadanovocapulumHighOnRedSpankMeIm0tyToxicProbablyTh3ReaLBaLakay
    • 403
    • RETWEETS
    FahayheeLivibelsDadaSpankMeIm0tyTh3ReaLBaLakayBeCoco77CharmandBrainsCubanaMama82pradogod
    joseejojojoDebasaurusRexima_pterodactylGirlwithAIDSzgbettyChristi_Q________
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The mind of a woman:

    I love you.

    Wait, I hate you.

    Awe, you're so sweet.

    Fuck, you’re stupid.

    Let’s have babies.

    Ugh, go away.

    • 803
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    ejmichaels1sonallakhanpaloracular_24CubanB1987sneezy20340967LivibelsDadadruggiedropoutNicJRyan
    • 533
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    ejmichaels1CubanB1987KML658LivibelsDadaQueen_BitchXO_NicJRyanTw0PennethMeetLydia
    dick_ishRileyisRilescarlykenOverdue_Billsmochanya
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Funny how all your other worries fade away as soon as a cop gets behind you.

    • 866
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    FaithAliQCubanB1987TheLeslieMommycaptainjoe2822cragw77LivibelsDadanovocapulumLoganVanWinkle
    • 466
    • RETWEETS
    fuzzlimeCubanB1987LivibelsDadaPmerrilyThateverydayguyojhavikashMannerism77tylersorrells
    Matty_Lombardo____ComedyCarterJSchabl
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    If you make me laugh until my face and stomach hurts, I will keep you forever damn it.

    • 813
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    rosemariedaviesTheLeslieMommycaptainjoe2822Fibuttoncragw77LivibelsDadanovocapulumThateverydayguy
    • 490
    • RETWEETS
    TheLeslieMommycaptainjoe2822FibuttonLivibelsDadahpb777velina1115HeatherIAm1rtmiii1958
    worley_7JazzzzzminaJimmerThatisAll
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Answer me this: when is the appropriate time to ask “Can I sit on your face?”

    • 881
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    LivibelsDadanovocapulumHighOnRedSpankMeIm0tyThee1_4UCharmandBrainsdreamboateyesJaySusHChrist
    • 354
    • RETWEETS
    spudz69LivibelsDadapradogodcorye4evrfamousSaltyClitYemmaChristee501psyzod
    worley_7ocourtneynoRomoForTheWinscaffoldjockyjoeyhuggles______
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I admit my mistakes. For instance, you were one.

    • 753
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    ndiquoteLivibelsDadanovocapulumHighOnRedLMFOFLSpankMeIm0tyDinieceJayThee1_4U
    • 370
    • RETWEETS
    sonallakhanpalmcnetsspudz69ndiquoteLivibelsDadaLMFOFLTheReddestRoseCrazzzyKen
    MuffyTheFrogkiebi
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Don’t be an asshole.

    The end.

    • 721
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    CubanB1987donnasammymissarguecragw77LivibelsDadaSpankMeIm0tymiss_saucytartToxicProbably
    • 393
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    brentb1887HellraiseraddydonnasammymissargueLivibelsDadarayson_toasttheGingercornredhottwitt
    WrigleyAwards____itswrigley________ohwrigley________LeeryLeary
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’d like to give a shout out to Apple for giving the iPhone the same battery life as a fucking peanut.

    • 782
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    scotchy1978lordpaviCubanB1987mattcw1971Nice_PairDonnie_Fairburnndiquotecragw77
    • 318
    • RETWEETS
    CubanB1987gingeinthecityLivibelsDadaSpankMeIm0tyLama911mdhiggins78hpb777Lisabug74
    HysteriaBarbie
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    For a second there I forgot why I hate you… and then you opened your fucking mouth.

    • 711
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    scotchy1978janiepooh5692CubanB1987sneezy20340967cragw77LivibelsDadaSanwal22WadoodYousafza1
    • 278
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    scotchy1978spudz69LivibelsDadaSpankMeIm0tymiss_saucytartn0tblondeLama911hpb777
    dick_ish
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