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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Anyone who says that they “have no regrets” obviously doesn’t know how to fucking party.

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    rHEe_mAsHEricEaton1sum1alwaysbailsHashtagPuppiesAnAbsurdBirdArrowsOfTheSunDumbConfessionsericsshadow
    • 1,426
    • RETWEETS
    EricEaton1HashtagPuppiesADCDoeArrowsOfTheSunDumbConfessionsImaFlyontheWallNahdude83SeanCreppel
    dick_ishStevie_Talkworley_7VikeeysSecretUnicornBaxThe_MartiniGirlGeauxSaints79giLternativoI_Mee_Myself_mojo_bones_armyVet1972JVarsityCaptain_SirPrincessima_pterodactyltiffinysawyersReality_Bytes1Whateverfitsme____Teeter_Tottermrt1mGirlwithAIDSFRANKSTALICIOUSTuna_Lover
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    It’s a 4 way stop, not a fucking stand off. I would hate to see these people make an actual hard decision.

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    rHEe_mAsHEricEaton1RNHillbilliesHashtagPuppieshairrulzrantpagesalex051496DumbConfessions
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    EricEaton1HashtagPuppiesrantpagesnovocapulumDumbConfessionsNahdude83SeanCreppelteamdoeslayer
    mustlovewafflesMasterOfFuryNorthside_Mikemojo_bones_YesImMattArea51eh
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Sesame Street is really fucking boring when you already know how to spell.

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    MindTheFapjasonfarialimegreenstarzJoshontheGodkherlihyjulian_cowanVonnasAuraCoolAdult93
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    novocapulumJeremyInKCworley_7RyanAndrewMitchSeanEmenyinturnaroundmassberateBrianhopecomedy
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The best thing about online classes is the beer.

    • 1,622
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    EricEaton1JayStr1ngDumbConfessionssum1alwaysbailsHashtagPuppiesShutUpThatsWhoericsshadowJakexox
    • 812
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    EricEaton1sum1alwaysbailsHashtagPuppiesShutUpThatsWhoDumbConfessionsWendyJustMightNahdude83RoxiCet_RN
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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    That whole “no rest for the wicked” is bullshit. I take a lot of naps.

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    EricEaton1olivianunwaysum1alwaysbailsHashtagPuppiesDumbConfessionsCallMeCarri_ericsshadowJakexox
    • 710
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    EricEaton1HashtagPuppiesDumbConfessionsthetrevghostfacecaroblckbeardelightSavyirieNahdude83
    worley_7missekayshwebby2__________ParentpainsTeflonPawn
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Someday I’m going to stay sober enough to figure out where these fucking bruises come from.

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    mjfearsEricEaton1InoelleLynnDBwiddaDBDumbConfessionskatmandu47jakiebergersensophia_scott
    • 661
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    EricEaton1Irish17s_subSySyhartyDBwiddaDBSeasicksaldesignedbycoraDJCountry1BrookeReillyy
    RyncstarJennifergr8danrgraberrossbransonBarebakAssassin
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’m pretty sure that if I shot the sheriff, I would also shoot the deputy, because why the fuck not at that point?

    • 1,226
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    EricEaton1DumbConfessionsJakexoxImaFlyontheWallFHolcombEDblu57navBlancoSumamenteNahdude83
    • 652
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    EricEaton1ghostfacecaroNahdude8378hheatherRealJinjaNinjaJinx0_ZzrPaulcarpssio
    worley_7VikeeysSecretroggyieGirlwithAIDSWhatsHerFace33miss_fkn508RapeyRaperton
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Shit. My neighbor just waved and I waved back for some reason. Now I have to move damn it.

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    EricEaton1deegeemindiHashtagPuppiesDumbConfessionsImaFlyontheWallGunner_ZPieChordwhiskeybjs
    • 557
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    EricEaton1HashtagPuppiesDumbConfessionsBrodEman1000Hadipur89904919whiskeybjsNahdude83Psychonaut421
    worley_7carlykenbillymeetsworldJimmerThatisAll
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    When one of you tweets a good funny and I tell someone about it, I say “one of my friends said” cuz I don’t want them finding me on twitter.

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    • 498
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    JROWE_SLCEricEaton1HashtagPuppiesDumbConfessionsNahdude83Umbra_Amber_FayRealJinjaNinjaejmichaels1
    getta_grip_onIttravisauruss______randyreddwoodCynner777
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’ve got 99 problems, and I am the cause of 97 of them.

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    MissNomer_EricEaton1MisterBombaysum1alwaysbailsHashtagPuppiesvioletfemme89zorgodBrowneyed_mama
    • 552
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    EricEaton1HashtagPuppiesvioletfemme89Browneyed_mamaDumbConfessionsDrizXOFinzCapsWizOsmannequin_talks
    mustlovewafflesthongbeardVagazzledChicjustinkase546worley_7That_Damn_Duck
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    You and I are just different. And by different I mean you're stupid.

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    • 555
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    Overdue_BillsIronWang
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The mind of a woman:

    I love you.

    Wait, I hate you.

    Awe, you're so sweet.

    Fuck, you’re stupid.

    Let’s have babies.

    Ugh, go away.

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    • 545
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    dick_ishRileyisRilescarlykenOverdue_Billsmochanya
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I totally stopped believin' Journey. Your fucking move.

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    EricEaton1DumbConfessionsImaFlyontheWallFHolcombEDtanish_iamontanamariscalalexhasnogameJenScreamsLove
    • 407
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    EricEaton1Nahdude83BlawleicrushedmyhaloFahayheeLivibelsDadaSpankMeIm0tyTh3ReaLBaLakay
    joseejojojoDebasaurusRexima_pterodactylGirlwithAIDSzgbettyChristi_Q________
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Funny how all your other worries fade away as soon as a cop gets behind you.

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    • 477
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    Matty_Lombardo____ComedyCarterJSchabl
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    If you make me laugh until my face and stomach hurts, I will keep you forever damn it.

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    • 498
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    worley_7JazzzzzminaJimmerThatisAll
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Answer me this: when is the appropriate time to ask “Can I sit on your face?”

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    g4barryEmilynotEmmyEricEaton1HashtagPuppiesTHEPokerWifeDumbConfessionsCVTBabydrubicabra
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    EricEaton1HashtagPuppiesTheMurderMacvioletfemme89DumbConfessionsImaFlyontheWallRodneyH4278hheather
    worley_7ocourtneynoRomoForTheWinscaffoldjockyjoeyhuggles______
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I admit my mistakes. For instance, you were one.

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    ezralefko78hheatherEricEaton1DumbConfessionsImaFlyontheWallsemi_naked1evilidiotrage_chaos
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    78hheatherEricEaton1BlawleOmarKhyamiamMeadowYewflydarlingshelly72icrushedmyhaloKaalaPup
    MuffyTheFrogkiebi
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Don’t be an asshole.

    The end.

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    TheMom_LifeKRedmorning78hheatherThee1_4UEricEaton1what_3v3rHashtagPuppiesTHEPokerWife
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    WrigleyAwards____itswrigley________ohwrigley________LeeryLeary
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’d like to give a shout out to Apple for giving the iPhone the same battery life as a fucking peanut.

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    HysteriaBarbie
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    For a second there I forgot why I hate you… and then you opened your fucking mouth.

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    EricEaton1Ta2edDeeBeyondUrThoughtsandyfxlKrutika09SammyDramaallforandreajmarvin319
    dick_ish
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