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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Anyone who says that they “have no regrets” obviously doesn’t know how to fucking party.

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    cuntrystronggalTheTalkingPipemdob11whereami18twills7665TennesseeCherrychelseaflo11zbrenduh
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    • RETWEETS
    cuntrystronggalleahluveuassie_cheekTheTalkingPipezbrenduhTheBoydPiVishu_Gujjucancelmymeeting
    Thee1_4UjumpdasharkStevie_Talkworley_7VikeeysSecretUnicornBaxThe_MartiniGirlGeauxSaints79giLternativoI_Mee_Myself_mojo_bones_armyVet1972JVarsityCaptain_SirPrincessima_pterodactylkissmeimkinkyReality_Bytes1Whateverfitsme____Teeter_Tottermrt1mGirlwithAIDSFRANKSTALICIOUSTuna_Lover
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The best thing about online classes is the beer.

    • 1,961
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    juneohara65cuntrystronggalmdob11uccjebwhereami18manningmw1chelseaflo11SuesSassafras
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    rufflepufffjuneohara65cuntrystronggalkatrancalikellykel14WendyCureGermanFrecklesTheBoydP
    jus4golfAmishPornStar1ThateverydayguypsyzodhamspamtymaamSweetTweetsBROdetroit_etBlairLoudlyDBMaxPKenPowell252
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Sesame Street is really fucking boring when you already know how to spell.

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    rufflepufffjuneohara65cuntrystronggalIAmKashWahwhereami18adhdnursemanningmw1SourLemondsss
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    ijason901juneohara65cuntrystronggalthatcarlygirltashmontlakeTheBoydPiVishu_Gujjuitsmetrb
    louise_vuittonnovocapulumJeremyInKCworley_7RyanAndrewMitchSeanEmenyinturnaroundmassberateBrianhopecomedy
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    It’s a 4 way stop, not a fucking stand off. I would hate to see these people make an actual hard decision.

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    39owenscuntrystronggalmdob11cheeky__galvalzhogansweetsomthingwhereami18FatFish_
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    mustlovewaffles__MasterOfFuryNorthside_Mikemojo_bones_YesImMattArea51eh
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    That whole “no rest for the wicked” is bullshit. I take a lot of naps.

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    NotSoHKGanitbhTheGabalcuntrystronggalwhereami18iVishu_Gujjuvilleviolinist_TheGoodss
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    TheGabalcuntrystronggalTMRoysiVishu_Gujjulorinda_ortizTooMuchWolfvodkachromeJerIsJoking
    worley_7missekayshwebby2__________ParentpainsTeflonPawn
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Someday I’m going to stay sober enough to figure out where these fucking bruises come from.

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    cuntrystronggallvvzzwhereami18iVishu_GujjubipolarraccoonitsmetrbVeldaHammthievesRsilent
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    cuntrystronggaliVishu_GujjuitsmetrbVeldaHammthievesRsilenthollywoodmoranvodkachromeabbykraft
    RogueGodRyncasaurusJennifergr8danrgraberrossbransonBarebakAssassin
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Shit. My neighbor just waved and I waved back for some reason. Now I have to move damn it.

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    rocktober31babycuntrystronggal_Bad_KarmaJustJamesBoyTheTalkingPipemdob11whereami18TennesseeCherry
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    cuntrystronggalTheTalkingPipeiVishu_Gujjuken2hallVodkaTiemsweetg35TattooedMiserymrmagoov1
    worley_7carlykenbillymeetsworldJimmerThatisAll
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’m pretty sure that if I shot the sheriff, I would also shoot the deputy, because why the fuck not at that point?

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    saranghaeyo_003rocktober31babycuntrystronggalLiittle_BaconElleTexasrickkondellmjkspeaksMaetheforcebwu
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    worley_7VikeeysSecretroggyieGirlwithAIDSWhatsHerFace33miss_fkn508RapeyRaperton
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    When one of you tweets a good funny and I tell someone about it, I say “one of my friends said” cuz I don’t want them finding me on twitter.

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    juneohara65cuntrystronggalmdob11iVishu_Gujjuvodkachromeadisgracefulabbykraftemmj3
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    cuntrystronggaliVishu_GujjuabbykraftJerIsJokingUGANDANCRAZYJamesonN7BadMikeyBadGooodGirlsGoBad
    getta_grip_onIttravisauruss______randyreddwoodCynner777
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’ve got 99 problems, and I am the cause of 97 of them.

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    cnhansen93juneohara65whereami18iVishu_GujjuvodkachromeZora_d_1991IchabodSkeezixabbykraft
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    lizpearlcarrollrufflepufffethan_murphy01juneohara65iVishu_GujjuIchabodSkeezixabbykraftShutUpThatsWho
    mustlovewaffles__thongbeardVagazzledChicjustinkase546worley_7That_Damn_Duck
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    You and I are just different. And by different I mean you're stupid.

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    BertCarrilloSDoofaniagrantgirl2004TheTalkingPipeTennesseeCherryVijayRaithathaiVishu_Gujju_TheGoodss
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    FayaazSplintergrantgirl2004TheTalkingPipeTMRoysiVishu_GujjuSItotheJIA_lindylantlorinda_ortiz
    Overdue_BillsIronWang
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Funny how all your other worries fade away as soon as a cop gets behind you.

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    LprdDvamdob11thedopetypecheeky__galronarifficSincerelyAmusedwhereami18XGroverX
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    ShavonneMonteNJwhereami18igounseencoffeeteasrodrivas077Just_Oh_SusannaRhi125orgnlredling
    Matty_Lombardo____ComedyCarterJSchabl
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The mind of a woman:

    I love you.

    Wait, I hate you.

    Awe, you're so sweet.

    Fuck, you’re stupid.

    Let’s have babies.

    Ugh, go away.

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    kimberwhatz23sirenqohSidewaysBoyBertCarrilloMarcElyotlmrich23KellieMouncewhereami18
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    AnilNehra11SidewaysBoydales87259slayernickberozgarMBATheTalkingPipeabbykraftangel55533
    jumpdasharkRileyisRilescarlykenOverdue_Billsmochanya
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I totally stopped believin' Journey. Your fucking move.

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    SidewaysBoyAmrrwisegrantgirl2004TheTalkingPipewhereami18TennesseeCherryvodkachromeJerIsJoking
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    joseejojojoDebasaurusRexima_pterodactylGirlwithAIDSzgbettyChristi_Q________
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    If you make me laugh until my face and stomach hurts, I will keep you forever damn it.

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    BertCarrillonedajselovlivelaughbeeTheTalkingPipewhereami18TennesseeCherrylmissalJerIsJoking
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    MJinWonderlanddTheTalkingPipeJust_Jen73UGANDANCRAZYazjejimFilthypigeon80nittunisiaJamesonN7
    worley_7JazzzzzminaJimmerThatisAll
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Answer me this: when is the appropriate time to ask “Can I sit on your face?”

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    BertCarrilloVerbalDiaryTheTalkingPipeonelongbenderTennesseeCherryvodkachromeabbykraftknotty_linda
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    TheTalkingPipeTennesseeCherryJerIsJokingUGANDANCRAZYHACKER295angiebby978MentalAbortionsFilthypigeon80
    worley_7ocourtneynoRomoForTheWin____scaffoldjockyjoeyhuggles______
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I bet you’re one of those assholes who talks when a good song is on.

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    uh_like_iDunnoTanyaLyn74SocialCoJaneBertCarrilloTheTalkingPipeonelongbenderpamelaannette77sup_Sammie
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    lyd_the_kid__uh_like_iDunnoTanyaLyn74TheTalkingPipekymboosliiiicepamelaannette77NIKKIDIAMONDS80hhagars
    24HourBitchinglakeanagirlmrbigyearMatty_Lombardo____
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I admit my mistakes. For instance, you were one.

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    RichterchukBertCarrillolorigonzalez28TinaRaeSharpTheTalkingPipemdob11TennesseeCherrypamelaannette77
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    nedajseTheTalkingPipekymboosliiiiceiMcNasty__nickycheek_TheGoodsshhagarssup_Sammie
    MuffyTheFrogkiebi
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Don’t be an asshole.

    The end.

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    cheeky__galvalzhoganwhereami18rheaxoxxvodkachromeGotStokedSunnyNoellaDerickWright
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    whereami18DerickWrightJerIsJokingLeslieAMLUGANDANCRAZYali_soysaucemjkspeakspositiveguy13
    WrigleyAwards____itswrigley________ohwrigley________warholeary
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Leaf blowers, but for people.

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    kaykaymourAlli_sSunAnnaChristineCNapInterruptedoutrrracheouslovemesomekstewlatte_dramagirl_a_whirl
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    chadzappaThynebearworley_7gigglegirlnoelSilleVio
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