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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Anyone who says that they “have no regrets” obviously doesn’t know how to fucking party.

    • 2,326
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    toyotaman1988LafWhenLifeSuxTravelSyqMikthe_babscleerusshennonrendallMableGertrudedmutati
    • 1,590
    • RETWEETS
    DesireeSeaburnMableGertrudevulcan_kellypseudo_fredGregs4GrabschesterscottylollipopleggiesRappaRick
    Thee1_4UjumpdasharkStevie_Talkworley_7VikeeysSecretUnicornBaxThe_MartiniGirlGeauxSaints79giLternativoI_Mee_Myself_mojo_bones_armyVet1972JVarsityCaptain_SirPrincessima_pterodactylkissmeimkinkyReality_Bytes1Whateverfitsme____Teeter_Tottermrt1mGirlwithAIDSFRANKSTALICIOUSTuna_Lover
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The best thing about online classes is the beer.

    • 2,018
    • FAVS
    randomchkkm_connnTomDawg42toddlacellesamuel_eullRyanTee82TOM89LX50kkatenellyy
    • 1,060
    • RETWEETS
    meetmeinthemtnsRyanTee82RealAlbeezyRnbowShadeOfGayHiSocietyLoLifelavbornSonOfChabahstangirl
    jus4golf__AmishPornStar1ThateverydayguypsyzodhamspamtymaamSweetTweetsBROdetroit_etBlairLoudlyDBMaxPKenPowell252
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Sesame Street is really fucking boring when you already know how to spell.

    • 1,990
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    toyotaman1988MableGertrudeCarboslyPaulMMonaghanJollyTaxpayerRasbanda_Manolopseudo_fredflyersfan2788
    • 961
    • RETWEETS
    vulcan_kellyPaulMMonaghanRasbanda_Manolopseudo_fredGregs4GrabslollipopleggiesRappaRickQckhd
    louise_vuittonnovocapulumJeremyInKCworley_7RyanAndrewMitchSeanEmenyinturnaroundmassberateBrianhopecomedy
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    It’s a 4 way stop, not a fucking stand off. I would hate to see these people make an actual hard decision.

    • 1,817
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    toyotaman1988MableGertrudepseudo_fredgarbagehead235asif32972554chesterscottylollipopleggiesRappaRick
    • 1,053
    • RETWEETS
    pseudo_fredchesterscottylollipopleggiesRappaRick_MaineGuycuntrystronggalTMRoyssweetsomthing
    mustlovewaffles__MasterOfFuryNorthside_Mikemojo_bones_YesImMattArea51eh
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    That whole “no rest for the wicked” is bullshit. I take a lot of naps.

    • 1,527
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    toyotaman1988mercurialmaidNOLAN_MAMableGertrudedmutatipseudo_fredpharmblockarmyantstudios
    • 803
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    mercurialmaidMableGertrudevulcan_kellydmutatipseudo_fredLadyDeeRobinpharmblockarmyantstudios
    worley_7missekayshwebby2__________ParentpainsTeflonPawn
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Someday I’m going to stay sober enough to figure out where these fucking bruises come from.

    • 1,502
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    MableGertrudepseudo_fredRappaRickQckhd_MaineGuyScottPorteousKrs10aciousMykTwain
    • 740
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    vulcan_kellypseudo_fredRappaRick_MaineGuyMykTwainDaddyJewcuntrystronggaliVishu_Gujju
    RogueGodRyncasaurusJennifergr8danrgraberrossbransonBarebakAssassin
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’m pretty sure that if I shot the sheriff, I would also shoot the deputy, because why the fuck not at that point?

    • 1,386
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    toyotaman1988MableGertrudeJIMBOSWELTpseudo_fredFrankieTheAngelbadfaeGreeblehausJohn_M15
    • 739
    • RETWEETS
    vulcan_kellypseudo_fredJohn_M15WalkOnWoodJonny_JippersMatty_Glanvilleashleykotankocanadiancanuck2
    worley_7VikeeysSecretroggyieGirlwithAIDSWhatsHerFace33miss_fkn508RapeyRaperton
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Shit. My neighbor just waved and I waved back for some reason. Now I have to move damn it.

    • 1,445
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    toyotaman1988MableGertrudepseudo_fredQckhdseagullskimyfailingbeauty_MaineGuyrocktober31baby
    • 638
    • RETWEETS
    MableGertrudepseudo_fredQckhdbreehuebschseagullski_MaineGuycuntrystronggalTheTalkingPipe
    worley_7carlykenbillymeetsworldJimmerThatisAll
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’ve got 99 problems, and I am the cause of 97 of them.

    • 1,134
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    MeggieStrangeMableGertrudehappydobbin44curiousteejrccookii_Ms_Moneypenny_Ms_WindK__g_nV_g_n
    • 656
    • RETWEETS
    MableGertrudeMrsAlpotfahmida75Lady_Blackbird1ella__fraserRatchet7DonMcn1110sc_vaughn
    mustlovewaffles__thongbeardVagazzledChicjustinkase546worley_7That_Damn_Duck
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    When one of you tweets a good funny and I tell someone about it, I say “one of my friends said” cuz I don’t want them finding me on twitter.

    • 1,239
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    kickitupanachoLonestar4lifetoyotaman1988Qckhdjuneohara65cuntrystronggalmdob11iVishu_Gujju
    • 533
    • RETWEETS
    Lonestar4lifetoyotaman1988cuntrystronggaliVishu_GujjuabbykraftJerIsJokingUGANDANCRAZYJamesonN7
    getta_grip_onIttravisauruss______randyreddwoodCynner777
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Funny how all your other worries fade away as soon as a cop gets behind you.

    • 1,052
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    massacredsoul_Bad_KarmarccookiiQckhdLprdDvamdob11thedopetypecheeky__gal
    • 575
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    ella__fraserShavonneMonteNJwhereami18igounseencoffeeteasrodrivas077Just_Oh_SusannaRhi125
    Matty_Lombardo____ComedyCarterJSchabl
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    You and I are just different. And by different I mean you're stupid.

    • 990
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    toyotaman1988QckhdBertCarrilloSDoofaniagrantgirl2004TheTalkingPipeTennesseeCherryVijayRaithatha
    • 634
    • RETWEETS
    FayaazSplintergrantgirl2004TheTalkingPipeTMRoysiVishu_GujjuSItotheJIA_lindylantlorinda_ortiz
    Overdue_BillsIronWang
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The mind of a woman:

    I love you.

    Wait, I hate you.

    Awe, you're so sweet.

    Fuck, you’re stupid.

    Let’s have babies.

    Ugh, go away.

    • 936
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    Qckhdkimberwhatz23sirenqohSidewaysBoyBertCarrilloMarcElyotlmrich23KellieMounce
    • 597
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    MiklvnAnilNehra11SidewaysBoydales87259slayernickberozgarMBATheTalkingPipeabbykraft
    jumpdasharkRileyisRilescarlykenOverdue_Billsmochanya
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I totally stopped believin' Journey. Your fucking move.

    • 1,053
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    SidewaysBoyAmrrwisegrantgirl2004TheTalkingPipewhereami18TennesseeCherryvodkachrome__JerIsJoking
    • 453
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    SidewaysBoyTheTalkingPipeUGANDANCRAZYbadbrain1367istandakimboCrooow1Miz_Mental_Casebobw1o
    joseejojojoDebasaurusRexima_pterodactylGirlwithAIDSzgbettyChristi_Q________
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    If you make me laugh until my face and stomach hurts, I will keep you forever damn it.

    • 895
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    toyotaman1988ejmichaels1BertCarrillonedajselovlivelaughbeeTheTalkingPipewhereami18TennesseeCherry
    • 540
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    ejmichaels1MJinWonderlanddTheTalkingPipeJust_Jen73UGANDANCRAZYazjejimFilthypigeon80nittunisia
    worley_7JazzzzzminaJimmerThatisAll
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Answer me this: when is the appropriate time to ask “Can I sit on your face?”

    • 968
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    BertCarrilloVerbalDiaryTheTalkingPipeonelongbenderTennesseeCherryvodkachrome__abbykraftknotty_linda
    • 398
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    TheTalkingPipeTennesseeCherryJerIsJokingUGANDANCRAZYHACKER295angiebby978MentalAbortionsFilthypigeon80
    worley_7ocourtneynoRomoForTheWin____scaffoldjockyjoeyhuggles______
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I bet you’re one of those assholes who talks when a good song is on.

    • 748
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    toyotaman1988ejmichaels1Ninja_Soup_draindesertCubanaMama82MusicGraceFTWPaulMMonaghanJollyTaxpayer
    • 540
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    ejmichaels1draindesertWhat_Fuckin_EvaCubanaMama82krishna_vanShalviBPaulMMonaghanenvydatropic
    24HourBitchinglakeanagirlmrbigyearMatty_Lombardo____
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Leaf blowers, but for people.

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    toyotaman1988videosawyerjoshuadkingejmichaels1disc0danJarrrrHeadVallygurl22LizPants426
    • 539
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    toyotaman1988videosawyersc_vaughnejmichaels1nckelwdmaggie_mcmanusWhatTheFaulk431itbitnitgrit
    chadzappaThynebearworley_7gigglegirlnoelSilleVio
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I admit my mistakes. For instance, you were one.

    • 844
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    kitten_talkertoyotaman1988SDPlissken1RichterchukBertCarrillolorigonzalez28TinaRaeSharpTheTalkingPipe
    • 419
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    toyotaman1988nedajseTheTalkingPipekymboosliiiiceiMcNasty__nickycheek_TheGoodsshhagars
    MuffyTheFrogkiebi
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Don’t be an asshole.

    The end.

    • 805
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    toyotaman1988cheeky__galvalzhoganwhereami18rheaxoxxvodkachrome__GotStokedSunnyNoella
    • 432
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    whereami18DerickWrightJerIsJokingLeslieAMLUGANDANCRAZYali_soysaucemjkspeakspositiveguy13
    WrigleyAwards____itswrigley________ohwrigley________warholeary
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