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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Anyone who says that they “have no regrets” obviously doesn’t know how to fucking party.

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    BAZZandBAZZPrairieOutlawdollfaceiammalbecprincesschrispeterson65shaunnahall90HelmdawgEmusic_ra
    • 1,646
    • RETWEETS
    PrairieOutlawdollfaceiammalbecprincessDsouzaJenniferMackinAssMarksblunt_mongerDionneMcNuttjes_ryan
    Thee1_4UjumpdasharkStevie_GainzGobshite_VikeeysSecretUnicornBaxThe_MartiniGirlGeauxSaints79giLternativoI_Mee_Myself_mojo_bones_armyVet1972JVarsityCaptain_SirPrincessima_pterodactylkissmeimkinkyReality_Bytes1Whateverfitsme____Teeter_Tottermrt1mGirlwithAIDSFRANKSTALICIOUSTuna_Lover
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The best thing about online classes is the beer.

    • 2,155
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    omygodryanjesslynnpeteJMK0728HelmdawgEmusic_rac_tolarDionneMcNuttErroneous_Me
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    jus4golfAmishPornStar1ThateverydayguypsyzodhamspamtymaamSweetTweetsBRO__detroit_etBlairLoudlyDBMaxPKenPowell252
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Sesame Street is really fucking boring when you already know how to spell.

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    HelmdawgEmusic_raCRivas1991ScarletStonerHRTSMRTDionneMcNuttErroneous_MeBackpackerBooie
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    maddawg_92KRISTINB5150DionneMcNuttSir_HungEdJohnson2IAmSaidWhiskeySSourblondieminnie_in_pink7
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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    It’s a 4 way stop, not a fucking stand off. I would hate to see these people make an actual hard decision.

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    dreamsinchocolaHelmdawgEDionneMcNuttErroneous_Meredcat0827SSourblondieVodkaShorebirdminnie_in_pink7
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    mustlovewaffles__MasterOfFuryNorthside_Mikemojo_bones_YesImMattArea51eh
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    That whole “no rest for the wicked” is bullshit. I take a lot of naps.

    • 1,590
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    carlspackler69dollfaceiammusic_raFamilyRamblingsDionneMcNuttErroneous_MeNetDivaSonnet_Fitz
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    Gobshite_missekayshwebby2__________ParentpainsTeflonPawn
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Someday I’m going to stay sober enough to figure out where these fucking bruises come from.

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    carlspackler69BAZZandBAZZdollfaceiamthejphillipsmalbecprincessHelmdawgEKeystoneKid27Erroneous_Me
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    carlspackler69dollfaceiammalbecprincessjes_ryanErroneous_Mepsicosistemastr8upjuggahosrandomlady74
    DionneMcNuttRogueGodRyncasaurusJennifergr8danrgraberrossbransonBarebakAssassin
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’m pretty sure that if I shot the sheriff, I would also shoot the deputy, because why the fuck not at that point?

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    dollfaceiamHelmdawgEErroneous_MeVodkaShorebirdhogrider05BadaBingeSuchRubbishSteveInevitable
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    PrairieOutlawdollfaceiamErroneous_Mehogrider05SteveInevitableNotPeterStarkTMcguts1st_Disciple
    Gobshite_VikeeysSecretroggyieGirlwithAIDSWhatsHerFace33miss_fkn508RapeyRaperton
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Shit. My neighbor just waved and I waved back for some reason. Now I have to move damn it.

    • 1,485
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    HelmdawgEErroneous_Mehogrider05CreateItJorwanderson_2050blvntxLo_Loz_BadaBinge
    • 664
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    hogrider05wanderson_2050BadaBingeNotPeterStark2thestreetzmatt_mervynsom1twisteddxblarssonENG
    Gobshite_carlykenpotatokingpinJimmerThatisAll
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’ve got 99 problems, and I am the cause of 97 of them.

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    HelmdawgEErroneous_Mehogrider05jacksmith571BadaBingepartayonwayneNotPeterStarkDirtyGoldNYC
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    Erroneous_Mehogrider05JusThatSharmutaBadaBingeNotPeterStarkHurly_BurlyCleotrapstarAashi_03
    mustlovewaffles__thongbeardVagazzledChicjustinkase546Gobshite_That_Damn_Duck
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    When one of you tweets a good funny and I tell someone about it, I say “one of my friends said” cuz I don’t want them finding me on twitter.

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    HelmdawgEErroneous_MeSSourblondiehogrider05OrWasItCrunk_JewsschumyxxxOldUncleDaveO
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    hogrider05terrycjtBadaBingeNotPeterStarkkool_eggGoodMistakes56mcaliendo1som1twisted
    OldUncleDaveOterrycjtgetta_grip_onIttravisauruss______randyreddwoodCynner777
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    You and I are just different. And by different I mean you're stupid.

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    iamchreeshaAimyaaJaime_inthe_Labdaddykisserdavis_moriahamandajpandariittersnatfruit
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    Flem_2Jaime_inthe_LabTraySeeeKellyLynnFlindtBurningInHDCarter_CollinsNOLAN_MAgoldxkilos
    Overdue_BillsIronWang
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Funny how all your other worries fade away as soon as a cop gets behind you.

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    HelmdawgEhogrider05CreateItJorBadaBingeSteveInevitableNotPeterStarkajnazeSa__2thestreetz
    • 602
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    Matty_Lombardo____ComedyCarterJSchabl
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The mind of a woman:

    I love you.

    Wait, I hate you.

    Awe, you're so sweet.

    Fuck, you’re stupid.

    Let’s have babies.

    Ugh, go away.

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    HelmdawgEErroneous_Mehogrider05madridladGemfly_SpeaksericonederfulTheThirstBookTattedMom95
    • 626
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    hogrider05TheThirstBooktequila_slamJedi_Daddymc_funbagsWhiskeyBurritoCrunk_Jewsterrycjt
    jumpdasharkRileyisRilescarlykenOverdue_Billsmochanya
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I totally stopped believin' Journey. Your fucking move.

    • 1,086
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    S_bengryDBwiddaDBdsherb002MRodrickashleyk_blondieHelmdawgEErroneous_MeOliverGuardDog
    • 468
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    BO33YBINGOMRodrickJazzzzzminaHelmdawgEhogrider05jiffypops97NotPeterStarkkorn_crue
    joseejojojoDebasaurusRexima_pterodactylGirlwithAIDSzgbettyChristi_Q________
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    If you make me laugh until my face and stomach hurts, I will keep you forever damn it.

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    HelmdawgElunchbox_23AmezsterdollfaceiampainispureErroneous_MeOliverGuardDogJrEwingHagman
    • 553
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    momma_mickdollfaceiamErroneous_Mehogrider05jscott0521taffrynxannejiffypops97NotPeterStark
    Gobshite_JazzzzzminaJimmerThatisAll
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Leaf blowers, but for people.

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    carlosmolotovchellelangerkellykwolfeDBwiddaDBTheRaven516JazzzzzminajesslynnpeteHelmdawgE
    • 620
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    5haelchadzappaThynebearGobshite_gigglegirlnoelSilleVio
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Answer me this: when is the appropriate time to ask “Can I sit on your face?”

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    HelmdawgEErroneous_MeOliverGuardDoghogrider05BadaBingerusskrauseNotPeterStarkvanessaishh
    • 412
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    hogrider05McInappropriateNotPeterStarkHurly_BurlyjohnnyrktBeCoco77GoodMistakes56savvy_smiles28
    Gobshite_ocourtneynoRomoForTheWin____scaffoldjockyjoeyhuggles______
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I bet you’re one of those assholes who talks when a good song is on.

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    PhantasmagoriaxreaganrockholmHelmdawgEErroneous_MeOliverGuardDoghogrider05CreateItJorBadaBinge
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    yowtf_tatianaSarcasmAndTruthHelmdawgEhogrider05BadaBingeME_kunalmahajanEvrythng_CandidGeekyLee91
    24HourBitchinglakeanagirlmrbigyearMatty_Lombardo____
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Don’t be an asshole.

    The end.

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    HelmdawgEErroneous_MeOliverGuardDogsnapperjonflatscreenoledTnucTewhogrider05BadaBinge
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    KelleaSaucyTnucTewhogrider05SaveItForFestNotPeterStarkAdamzFamily9Sportschic80GoodMistakes56
    WrigleyAwards____itswrigley________ohwrigley________warholeary
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I admit my mistakes. For instance, you were one.

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    HelmdawgEOliverGuardDoghogrider05BadaBingeSaveItForFestNotPeterStarkdawny716ProudPapaDuffy
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    hogrider05SaveItForFestNotPeterStarkGoodMistakes56robz_89856envydatropicaya7xxDanorSlim
    MuffyTheFrogkiebi
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