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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Anyone who says that they “have no regrets” obviously doesn’t know how to fucking party.

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The best thing about online classes is the beer.

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Sesame Street is really fucking boring when you already know how to spell.

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    It’s a 4 way stop, not a fucking stand off. I would hate to see these people make an actual hard decision.

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    That whole “no rest for the wicked” is bullshit. I take a lot of naps.

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Someday I’m going to stay sober enough to figure out where these fucking bruises come from.

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’m pretty sure that if I shot the sheriff, I would also shoot the deputy, because why the fuck not at that point?

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Shit. My neighbor just waved and I waved back for some reason. Now I have to move damn it.

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’ve got 99 problems, and I am the cause of 97 of them.

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    When one of you tweets a good funny and I tell someone about it, I say “one of my friends said” cuz I don’t want them finding me on twitter.

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The mind of a woman:

    I love you.

    Wait, I hate you.

    Awe, you're so sweet.

    Fuck, you’re stupid.

    Let’s have babies.

    Ugh, go away.

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    You and I are just different. And by different I mean you're stupid.

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Funny how all your other worries fade away as soon as a cop gets behind you.

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I totally stopped believin' Journey. Your fucking move.

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I bet you’re one of those assholes who talks when a good song is on.

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Leaf blowers, but for people.

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    If you make me laugh until my face and stomach hurts, I will keep you forever damn it.

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Answer me this: when is the appropriate time to ask “Can I sit on your face?”

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I admit my mistakes. For instance, you were one.

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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Don’t be an asshole.

    The end.

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