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  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Anyone who says that they “have no regrets” obviously doesn’t know how to fucking party.

    • 2,351
    • FAVS
    hollyberrynessnocturnologyLaughingJessmistryassivelvethursdaylyndsey_hatchUnderchildePShultz45
    • 1,608
    • RETWEETS
    heybaby_erikjeyCrazyGamerXDwdlebowskiUnderchildePShultz45anniebelllzawesomeJCwooddarrrkstarrr
    Thee1_4UjumpdasharkStevie_Talk__worley__VikeeysSecretUnicornBaxThe_MartiniGirlGeauxSaints79giLternativoI_Mee_Myself_mojo_bones_armyVet1972JVarsityCaptain_SirPrincessima_pterodactylkissmeimkinkyReality_Bytes1Whateverfitsme____Teeter_Tottermrt1mGirlwithAIDSFRANKSTALICIOUSTuna_Lover
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The best thing about online classes is the beer.

    • 2,083
    • FAVS
    nzthewordhollyberrynessseanx3nocturnologyBhartiyaHipstermarilyn333777jjgrapeNyxOxyN
    • 1,097
    • RETWEETS
    hollyberrynessDanyell_1HKamphausHouthumBwanaChriswdlebowskiDefNotMungarude_es1
    jus4golfAmishPornStar1ThateverydayguypsyzodhamspamtymaamSweetTweetsBROdetroit_etBlairLoudlyDBMaxPKenPowell252
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Sesame Street is really fucking boring when you already know how to spell.

    • 2,015
    • FAVS
    tweetloosehollyberrynessnocturnologyBwanaChrisPitaParkahbabyy_21PShultz45Reli_Sweets
    • 971
    • RETWEETS
    hollyberrynessPShultz45Reli_SweetsawesomeJCwoodKKBowlsNinye_MugishaStewyDaBkollarp
    TheTalkingPipelouise_vuittonnovocapulumJeremyInKC__worley__RyanAndrewMitchSeanEmenyinturnaroundmassberateBrianhopecomedy
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    It’s a 4 way stop, not a fucking stand off. I would hate to see these people make an actual hard decision.

    • 1,840
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    hollyberrynessBwanaChrisAngelaAllisGobbreeehelenthe30tharchangelcrewmakeitworkmamaTheTalkingPipe
    • 1,069
    • RETWEETS
    GobbreeesatelynnTrinaGuarinoarchangelcrewTheTalkingPipePShultz45awesomeJCwooddarrrkstarrr
    mustlovewaffles__MasterOfFuryNorthside_Mikemojo_bones_YesImMattArea51eh
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    That whole “no rest for the wicked” is bullshit. I take a lot of naps.

    • 1,545
    • FAVS
    DGoddamnGloverhollyberrynessBwanaChrisPShultz45RandaWilliams4awesomeJCwoodBleedingLeafTeaAdrenalizeJules
    • 812
    • RETWEETS
    DGoddamnGloverPShultz45awesomeJCwoodAdrenalizeJulesKKBowlsBY1959dxblarssonENGSandyEggoMonk
    __worley__missekayshwebby2__________ParentpainsTeflonPawn
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Someday I’m going to stay sober enough to figure out where these fucking bruises come from.

    • 1,524
    • FAVS
    hollyberrynessShastaNicholemollyellarae12carlielynPShultz45hilaryfairieGrnjelloWhiskeyMeBaby
    • 751
    • RETWEETS
    satelynnTheTalkingPipePShultz45GrnjellojtrainishotTheBoydPKKBowlsevem3281
    RogueGodRyncasaurusJennifergr8danrgraberrossbransonBarebakAssassin
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’m pretty sure that if I shot the sheriff, I would also shoot the deputy, because why the fuck not at that point?

    • 1,430
    • FAVS
    nzthewordSledgzahollyberrynessBwanaChrishilaryfairieGrnjelloawesomeJCwoodJordiPassageiro
    • 763
    • RETWEETS
    verssussshollyberrynessawesomeJCwoodWebbPaganfingerwez_undercoverTheBoydPbeingamberjoyKKBowls
    __worley__VikeeysSecretroggyieGirlwithAIDSWhatsHerFace33miss_fkn508RapeyRaperton
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Shit. My neighbor just waved and I waved back for some reason. Now I have to move damn it.

    • 1,466
    • FAVS
    nzthewordMikeAndreasenkryptychPurpell_NurpellHiddleDeeDeeOhgoddessitsmehollyberrynessPShultz45
    • 654
    • RETWEETS
    RebelHeyOhgoddessitsmehollyberrynessPShultz45Grnjellowhtboy_tattooedawesomeJCwoodKKBowls
    __worley__carlykenbillymeetsworldJimmerThatisAll
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I’ve got 99 problems, and I am the cause of 97 of them.

    • 1,153
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    hollyberrynessCarbonaroCosimoHereComesThePunPShultz45whtboy_tattooedawesomeJCwoodKKBowlsTheTalkingPipe
    • 667
    • RETWEETS
    ScrumpyHannahSerialFuckupPShultz45awesomeJCwoodKKBowlsSandyEggoMonkHarmonyRamblesprettiestpsycho
    mustlovewaffles__thongbeardVagazzledChicjustinkase546__worley__That_Damn_Duck
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    When one of you tweets a good funny and I tell someone about it, I say “one of my friends said” cuz I don’t want them finding me on twitter.

    • 1,248
    • FAVS
    hollyberrynessKKBowlsTheTalkingPipecolemarie13fuzzlimeunFinishdObjectGirlAllegraminnie_in_pink7
    • 539
    • RETWEETS
    solo_red_cupcolemarie13fuzzlimeGirlAllegraminnie_in_pink7danorslimLonestar4life__toyotaman1988
    getta_grip_onIttravisauruss______randyreddwoodCynner777
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Funny how all your other worries fade away as soon as a cop gets behind you.

    • 1,089
    • FAVS
    hollyberrynessTstewbabyanniebelllzawesomeJCwoodwhitesox9_MELodramatic_KKBowlsfuzzlime
    • 588
    • RETWEETS
    VeroMoreno22awesomeJCwoodwhitesox9pparent_assholeonelongbenderiStraff_uScreamNautilusCarlyKevjham
    Matty_Lombardo____ComedyCarterJSchabl
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    You and I are just different. And by different I mean you're stupid.

    • 1,005
    • FAVS
    hollyberrynessanniebelllzawesomeJCwoodwhitesox9taybae101lantenengoKKBowlsiwearaonesie
    • 640
    • RETWEETS
    awesomeJCwoodKKBowls2tickytackyEdHernandez922HarmonyRamblesdanorslimFayaazSplintergrantgirl2004
    Overdue_BillsIronWang
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    The mind of a woman:

    I love you.

    Wait, I hate you.

    Awe, you're so sweet.

    Fuck, you’re stupid.

    Let’s have babies.

    Ugh, go away.

    • 943
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    hollyberrynesscurahhhwdlebowskiGadgersonUnderchildeanniebelllzKKBowlsQckhd
    • 599
    • RETWEETS
    HumourDoorUnderchildecleerusiwearaonesieMiklvnAnilNehra11SidewaysBoydales872
    jumpdasharkRileyisRilescarlykenOverdue_Billsmochanya
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I totally stopped believin' Journey. Your fucking move.

    • 1,064
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    hollyberrynessnospeakyouKKBowlsiwearaonesieladyfiredancerpizzasaucebossKeithAshersmjkspeaks
    • 457
    • RETWEETS
    KKBowlsTikiLikesWoodmjkspeaksdanorslimSidewaysBoyTheTalkingPipeUGANDANCRAZYbadbrain1367
    joseejojojoDebasaurusRexima_pterodactylGirlwithAIDSzgbettyChristi_Q________
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    If you make me laugh until my face and stomach hurts, I will keep you forever damn it.

    • 902
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    hollyberrynessanniebelllzKKBowlsLate_308cantwitwontwitmz_tekdanorslimtoyotaman1988
    • 542
    • RETWEETS
    cantwitwontwitdanorslimejmichaels1MJinWonderlanddTheTalkingPipeJust_Jen73UGANDANCRAZYazjejim
    __worley__JazzzzzminaJimmerThatisAll
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Answer me this: when is the appropriate time to ask “Can I sit on your face?”

    • 975
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    hollyberrynessGadgersonUnderchildePShultz45KKBowlsiwearaonesiedanorslimBertCarrillo
    • 402
    • RETWEETS
    UnderchildePShultz45KKBowlsdanorslimTheTalkingPipeTennesseeCherryJerIsJoking__UGANDANCRAZY
    __worley__ocourtneynoRomoForTheWin____scaffoldjockyjoeyhuggles______
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I bet you’re one of those assholes who talks when a good song is on.

    • 768
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    unanythingJaySusHChristSledgzahollyberrynessPShultz45Grnjellodftbamriemannyv11b
    • 550
    • RETWEETS
    hollyberrynessPShultz45s_virksperhapssomedayDietSaucecanadian_makincozbelligerentKKBowls
    24HourBitchinglakeanagirlmrbigyearMatty_Lombardo____
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Leaf blowers, but for people.

    • 751
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    JaySusHChristcat_pollitthollyberrynessDawnLovesZombieSSChevGrlBluJaeTOprobablywhitneyHereComesThePun
    • 553
    • RETWEETS
    hollyberrynessBluJaeTOTheTalkingPipePShultz45GrnjelloanniebelllzStaxx_83KKBowls
    chadzappaThynebear__worley__gigglegirlnoelSilleVio
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    I admit my mistakes. For instance, you were one.

    • 853
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    hollyberryness_Ms_Moneypenny_KayFitzpatric13westcoastphinz_theMisTKKBowlsiwearaonesieLate_308
    • 421
    • RETWEETS
    aya7xxdanorslimtoyotaman1988nedajseTheTalkingPipekymboosliiiiceiMcNasty__nickycheek
    MuffyTheFrogkiebi
  • Nicholey23
      Nichole @Nicholey23

    Don’t be an asshole.

    The end.

    • 825
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    hollyberrynessDawnLovesZombieDanieChaseSumbodyShootMeBluJaeTObellasweetstuffKKBowlsTheTalkingPipe
    • 441
    • RETWEETS
    DanieChaseBluJaeTOTheTalkingPipeGhadeerThuaimerMich_FitMr_McGee9mylongrealityRandomchkk
    WrigleyAwards____itswrigley________ohwrigley________warholeary
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