@lolzque @utilitylimb @dogboner @ieatanddrink are the easy champs of twitter

Tell me have you seen her

Taking my mom to the @mountain_goats show tonight in cd. Let her introduction to the dark arts commence!

@nickmullen fuck off

When is weird vine gonna be a thing?

Nora on true blood is strikingly beautiful

@colinkane i wouldn't call you an "insult comic". I'd probably call you an "asshole".

is it possible to eat a pretzel rod without first pretending to smoke it like a cigar? #bigquestions

@large_eggplant @the_chilean drinking in bed is definitely a sign of alcoholism #gethelp #wearehereforyou

@large_eggplant @the_chilean two typos in that first attempt #whosdrunk #davesdrunk

I can see the headline: Cundiff stabbed, entire population of baltimore pulled in for questioning

if you're not following @lolzque there's a hole in your life that needs to be filled