So, it’s #GunAppreciationDay, and so far five people have accidentally shot themselves or others at gun shows:  http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/01/19/1473881/two-people-accidentally-shot-at-a-gun-show-safety-checkpoint-on-gun-appreciation-day/?mobile=wt … #fail

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how to "engage with social media": http://t.co/MLa1fCLi /via @nanotim via @tomstandage

Nigel's scream lasted about 3 seconds; given g=9.8m/s/s he fell c. 44m, or 144 feet. Buckingham Palace is 24m high. Big house ;-) #sattc

This should scare the crap out of you if you buy books on Kindle:  http://www.bekkelund.net/2012/10/22/outlawed-by-amazon-drm/ … /cc @amazonuk

A few years ago: "Firefox only 5% of market but can you afford to ignore 1 in 20 of your customers?" Now: "IE6 only 6%, won't support it."

Are you thinking “It’s a perfect day to hire a contract web developer”? I’m not free; I’m not even cheap - but I AM available!

@fieldproducer I've added "Photos or videos to which I own rights may not be used by the Daily Mail" to my Twitter bio, just in case.

There’s still time to bid on these unopened presents from a “scumbag ex”:  http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/170964744408 … #merrychristmas

So some fad diet popular with hipsters is bullshit. Didn’t see that coming:  http://tedxtalks.ted.com/video/Debunking-the-Paleo-Diet-Christ … #paleodiet

Via @suttonnick: tomorrow’s Sunday Express leads on Jimmy Savile, and also offers “free pedometer” #oops pic.twitter.com/1ZaCtHVz

"We don't need no stinkin' semantics" - view source on http://t.co/NnL0GRVi for proof that @microsoft are incapable of using HTML properly.

Waiting for a talk on @lanyrd by @simonw & @natbat #bcl9

@wnas @mollydotcom It was Chrome 17 when you started typing the URL, but it got up to 23 before the onload event fired.

@paul_kinlan Hmm... maybe it's just me, but ever since it first appeared circa 1996, "window.open(yada);" has brough... http://post.ly/1fDkB

MT @jack_elhai: How Athanasius Kircher flubbed deciphering Egyptian hieroglyphs in 1655.  http://ow.ly/l6exr  <- one for @crystal_sphinx

@mollydotcom I knew I had a problem when having so many open tabs was slowing my browser, so I fired up another browser to open more.

RT @sturdyalex: Best EVER story about IDS. If you don't RT this, I will find you and punch you. (via @nickthewheel)  http://forum4.aimoo.com/OuchToo/Ouch-Talk/Taking-Responsibility-for-Our-Own-Actions-1-598670.html#TopicTop …

“…slicker than slugs on ice” - are slugs slick on ice? Wouldn’t they freeze to it, given their external sogginess?  http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/?p=133710 …

@mollydotcom 15 Million Merits, if only because I thought that getting people dumb enough to use gyms to generate power was a win years ago.

@mollydotcom I’ve seen crap like that, with nested font tags: <font style=”color: red”><font style=”font-size: 12px”>… #shootmenow