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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    'The Kardashians' have now been on the air twice as long as 'Arrested Development.' THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, AMERICA.

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    It's gonna be hard convincing our kids that stop lights weren't invented as social media check stations.

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    Still kinda freaks me out that someone born in 1996 is old enough to have a job and opinions and stuff.

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    Just witnessed a 9 year old get a call on her iPhone, roll her eyes, hit ignore, then put it back in her pocket so I give up.

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    The Great Gatsby was so unrealistic. So many people at those huge parties and not once did anyone ask for the wifi password.

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    Twenty bucks says Bruce Willis is squinting at something right now.

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    Saw couple fighting, the woman said "I can't even look at you right now" then stared him down, proving his previous claim that she's a liar.

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    It's sad that our children will never understand the relationship between a cassette tape and pencil.

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    Whenever I'm over-thinking a lyric I remember that Eminem said "mom's spaghetti" in a song and it won an Oscar.

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    Mall kiosk workers are the human equivalent of pop-up ads.

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    When R. Kelly dies, I call dibs on the "R.I.Pee." joke.

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    Bored? Do this:

    1. Click here  http://gizoogle.net 
    2. Type in  http://twitter.com/YOURTWITTERUSERNAME  & hit enter
    3. Read tweets
    4. Thank me.

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    How many calories does avoiding eye contact with everyone in Target burn?

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    Nothing squashes your confidence like jeans right out of the dryer.

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    Taylor Swift is going to write a bitter song about Adele and Adele's going to write a song about how it made her sad and we'll all buy both.

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    If there's a farmer named Andre out there and he's NOT calling his stand at the farmer's market "Beets by Dre" then I give up.

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    RT the sounding joy.

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    The weather guy just said "rain-wrapped tornado" and I heard "bacon-wrapped burrito" so I'm gonna die hungry now.

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    Only Ellen could turn the Oscars into a youth group lock-in. #Oscars

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  • NickFlora
      Nick Flora @NickFlora

    Every day that I don't use algebra as an adult, the homework protest speech I gave my mom when I was 15 is validated.

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@NickFlora

@NickFlora

performing songwriter, host of @WhoWritesPod, pop culture enthusiast, self-appointed king of sarcastic charm. http://favstar.fm/users/NickFlora