He doesn't really tweet much/at all any more but I enjoy @nickydico's tweets and I think you might as well

Are you going to Scarbarough Fair?

If so, can I get a ride?

Thrilled to welcome @nickydico as a guest contributor to the blog. Read my interview with the author here:  http://blavamac.wordpress.com/2013/02/11/five-questions-for-guest-author-nicholas-diclementi/ …

You know you're over someone when you think about the days when you'd share a plate of fries and realize...you really want some fries.

(switches body with cat and cuddles on cute girls lap while she pets me) hahaha, I'm a genius.

Sometimes I like to look up in the sky and think about the millions of universes just as horrible as this one.

Did girls excessively compliment each other before the Internet?

As soon as you go to china, they throw a panda & some chopsticks @ you. #Fact

1% of the biebers own 99% of the girlfriends

lol not now babe, I'm about to battle the gym leader

Dogs poking eagerly at a baby universe, asking, "Is it a dystopia yet??"

Gotta keep that dick movin!

a horse walks into a bar. an elephant walks into a library. a lion walks into a hospital. it’s been five years since the last human vanished

What doesn’t kill you makes you Kelly Clarkson

How lonely am I? Three tweets in a row about sex lonely.

Breaking: Scientists in Sweden discover that humans can be both against Hamas shooting missiles at Israel & Israel attacking Gaza.

Turn into a puddle and live underneath the city forever #lifehacks

Upon some reflection, "Streep Throat" would be the most critically acclaimed porn movie ever.

the hater doth detest too much, methinks

Tom Petty was like the most successful scarecrow of all time.