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When some people furiously masturbate, "furiously" refers to the intensity. When I furiously masturbate, it refers to my disposition.
Oops never mind. The little shit crashed into the emergency exit door and set off the alarm. Fuck him, he can eat a bowl of bees.
I beat Metroid Prime last night while hammered so if you think finding the artifacts is too hard, I'm sorry but you're a baby.
The central theme of the last year of Homestuck has been "Fuck you for liking this"
I wonder if the Homestuck game will have the excellent writing of Act 4/most of Act 5 or the self indulgent, antagonistic writing of Act 6.
I'm being completely serious. If Smash Bros. 4 has a story mode, Waluigi should be the villain. Think about it, you'll realize I'm right.
Imagine if Lovecraft wasn't clever but was incredibly smug. That's Night Vale
Happy Decemberween, Everybloody
All pokemon bred by NickyTheRat have unique nicknames based on deep cuts from Homestar Runner. I just wonder traded one called "Petrifries"
Dogs Rule Everything Around Me
DREAM get the puppies
Collar collar bells ya'll
Hi, I'm James Gournalist. I'm a games journalist.
I can no longer turn a blind eye to the hateful tantrums of an exorbitantly rich child just for some pretty decent video game jokes.
The American economic system is like Mario Kart if blue shells were only given to the player in first place and only they fired backwards.
It's fun to listen to heavy metal and pretend that every time the singer screams they're actually going down a log flume.