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When some people furiously masturbate, "furiously" refers to the intensity. When I furiously masturbate, it refers to my disposition.
It's okay to condemn Skyler Page and still like Clarence, but his work cannot excuse his behavior.
Oops never mind. The little shit crashed into the emergency exit door and set off the alarm. Fuck him, he can eat a bowl of bees.
I beat Metroid Prime last night while hammered so if you think finding the artifacts is too hard, I'm sorry but you're a baby.
The central theme of the last year of Homestuck has been "Fuck you for liking this"
I wonder if the Homestuck game will have the excellent writing of Act 4/most of Act 5 or the self indulgent, antagonistic writing of Act 6.
I like using hyperbole more than anyone else in the world.
I'm making a podcast with my sister and my friend @mike_tooch about cartoons. You can listen here http://nickytherat.tumblr.com/post/88542880387/ninian1-thetoongoons-our-first-episode …
Duck Dynasty is short for Dumbfuck Dynasty
I'm being completely serious. If Smash Bros. 4 has a story mode, Waluigi should be the villain. Think about it, you'll realize I'm right.
Who the hell would I even benefit if I improved as a person? Myself? Whatever I fucking hate that asshole.
Imagine if Lovecraft wasn't clever but was incredibly smug. That's Night Vale
Happy Decemberween, Everybloody