I just got home ... I was out until seven. Is it bad that the people at Denny's don't question three bloody girls and Waldo at five AM?

So far none of these people make me feel like punting babies. I shall take this as a good sign.

... My aunt deleted me on facebook. I guess Amy and I having a relationship was too much for her. HA!

I don't care where you've been, how many miles, I still love you.

That moment when you have to explain to your mum who "that pizza guy" is. #Wellitskindofalongstory...

That moment when a container bursts and covers you in putrefied, bleached bobcat and ajax. ... ... ... #fundaySunday

First thing I've eaten since Sunday: raspberries straight off the bush.

You know who's a sweet pea? @vicmorrowsghost

"You haven't slept, heave ho," he said, "in many suns and moons." Oh, I will sleep when we reach... http://t.co/yE7FCLnt

Sometimes I channel Death like a cool cat. :3 #unleashthinegoth http://t.co/l54HRg3E

When are people going to realise that "nerd" is not an insult? Jeepers.

I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO! #thatwasharsh

Screw it, I'm a VIKING! >:D

@partofthemasses The Beatles approve of lesbianism? Fantastic! n_n

I smell like a man.

@partofthemasses Does Filet Mignon's face fall off when it's doped up and trying to sing?

One day some girl is going to cut off your dick and throw it in the river. And I will smile. n_n

Sometimes you need to be a bitch to your boyfriend's fangirls. :3

There are droplets of fake blood on my iPod, but I don't really mind. :]

The cake is not a lie. God, however, is.