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That's how life goes in my book, that I've never read, cause it has no pictures.
Appearently I like my sex how I like my coffee...
I don't drink coffee.
Boss is in his office listening to R.E.M. "It's the end of the world" he thinks it's funny, I think he should die before Saturday.
I just checked the calendar here at work. It says Saturday is Armed Forces Day, NOT the Rapture. Assholes.
I'm 32 and single, can't figure this out.
Related: I'm wearing my PlayStation boxers.
I just starred a tweet catching my phone as I dropped it. Your welcome.
I voted for Batman.
I didn't even know what the hell a Casey Anthony was...thanks Twitter.
This next bowl is for America. Then off to swim and some shit like that with the Fam.
I'm getting stoned and about to watch Battle L.A....real stoned. Battle L.A.
I just lost my lighter, my phone, my patience, my.....I'm stoned. Fuck you.
If it's not beer, football, call of duty, or vagina...I have no idea what your talking about!
One day we'll be a civilized world, til then, I'm going to shit on my lawn with my dog.
Jesus christ, just type something random and fucking stupid right here...it's all I read from you cocksuckers all day, I get twitter now.