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I'll assume what gays and lesbians are asking for is a bullet each in the head and they trust the government in that.
If I'm ever on a lift with Psy, I'll break his legs before he gets ideas.
All that I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
I love history. It sustains my cynicism.
Dear women, a smokey eye is not gray eyeshadow from your eyelash to your eyebrow. That is "raccoon eyes." Tell a friend.
Someone just told me iron man is better than batman. I complimented him for his ability of being able to stay alive without having a brain.
We all know an ugly girl who thinks she’s hot but we are afraid to tell she’s ugly because she looks like she knows how to fight.
Why can't people accept others as they are? Everyone is different from looks to sexuality. Why change others? Change YOUR damn attitude!
Journey of a thousand miles starts with converting them to kilometers.
Perhaps, women should also undress all these men publicly peeing on walls. It exposes us to such 'indecency' and 'offends our morality'
Please Kibaki, call someone mavi ya kuku one last time.
I don't even know who Daddy Yankee is. But good for him. And the 2 people who care about his news.
Cop: License please.
Me: *gets out a donut and offers him* I donut have one *winks*
Me & cop: HAHAHAHAHA
Cop: Step out of the car.
TGITF! Thank God It's Technically Friday \o/
Some Parents are watching Videos of their Daughters Twerking on Youtube while others are watching their daughters at the Supreme Court.Life!
loool oommf took a flight to msa then he updates fb "i am so jetlagged". 45 minutes? ushamba ni mzigo aiseh.
Fashion. Int'l Affairs, Law.. blah blah blah.. Independent mind & opinion.