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There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note "Don't eat me".Now there's an empty plate and a note "Don't tell me what to do"
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on
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If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
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NikiWithIssues
The last thing I want to do is to make you miserable honey!
But it's still on my to-do list.
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5 out of 4 people suck at math.
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NikiWithIssues
According to my t-shirt I'm freezing.
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they said i can name my salary. i call it jack
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If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?
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NikiWithIssues
When I broke up with my ex boyfriend he threatened to kill himself. Three years later he got married. Close enough.
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I'm at a police station and don't remember how I got here. Last thing I remember is my boss asking me to work till 6.
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NikiWithIssues
We'll always be friends. You know too much.
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NikiWithIssues
a seminar about time travel will be held two weeks ago
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NikiWithIssues
I have a lot of shoes, I am dating 7 guys and I have a sleeping disorder.
I blame Disney.
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1st rule of Twitter: you do not talk about facebook.
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My husband finds my addiction to coffee "cute". Unless we are out of coffee, then it's "what's the matter with you, you fucking psycho?"
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3 out of 4 people suffer from anxiety disorder. The 4th person enjoys it.
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Good morning! And FYI I’m not shaking cause I have “an addiction to caffeine”. I’m dancing, cause I really like my job!
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The more you cry, the less you have to pee.
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i hear a laughter inside my head, all the time. i feel like i live in a sitcom
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Everybody is somebody else's weirdo
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