@erinvstheworld thank you dear!

Just be grateful your dad isn't Don Draper.

Don't call your mom today.

@andylevy I think it was In Touch. Kris Jenner on the cover!

@andylevy you did it!!! pic.twitter.com/Obzhx52FfF

@angieyuks @slecomber I love you both! I talk about Sean all the time! Do your search party joke!

Beautiful accent tattoo. pic.twitter.com/az39sSM7eA

@gunnar_jackson aw you so sweet!

I stepped directly onto a tripping girl's face last night at @bonnaroo. I was horrified. She sincerely said, "it's ok. It was just my head."

Love that the @doubletree gives you a suicide kit! pic.twitter.com/JHmBuy6dy8

No place nurtures blind, searing contempt for strangers better than an airplane.

Are naps a hobby?

@devanpenegar do it now

@megan_x3_1020 later this summer!

Well said! RT @saraschaefer1: Tonight, check out the mid-season finale of @mtvawkward at 10 pm & then watch Nikki & I host the after show!

@holley_lara just on layover. Thank God. Hated it.

@daveanthony please accept this sincere apology

Guess who was the loudest asshole on my flight from Shanghai??? pic.twitter.com/wJUT57HbJ4

@daviddemilovato we didn't get it yet but things get tied up at mtv! we will find it! thank you!

@daviddemilovato this summer!