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I need more beer
Please people, leave somethin to the imagination
Kill them with kindness, or a metal bat maybe
Nothing says "I'm married and unfaithful" more than a locked account
Thank Christ all of you are a figment of my imagination
Your tweets fucking blow today
How many fuckin times are you gonna follow me?
Today I am so looking forward to getting sex tips and love advice from 16 year olds with porn stars for an avitar, like yeah
Let your soul spill over into me
The freaks are out now
Where is my chocolate chip happy faced pancake?
I am so in love with you right now
CATS ARE DISGUSTING
How high was I to follow all these mexican speaking followers?
I need to cook more and tweet less
More champagne please
You're just not strange enough for me
I wanna kiss your mouth with my vagina
Haven't done a fucking thing, all day today
Today I'll play call of duty all day, and review all my dick pics from last night, its gonna be a good day
this train makes no stops. favstar is fucking retarded. the stranger you are, the closer I'm gonna stalk your wicked ass. BEWARE I FUCKING HATE CATS