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That awkward moment when you get your period on a pregnancy test.
I used to follow good looking people until I realized that their tweets suck donkey balls. Now I happily follow you interesting ugly folk.
Any fashion designer in KZN area looking for employment? Please RT. Could help somebody.
Dear 7 people that just unfollowed me, fuck you guys.
If my thighs get any fatter, I'm afraid I won't see the top of his head. And the top of his head is pretty darn cute.
I wanna screenmunch my DM conversation with Euphonik but I'm afraid Bonang will pull out all my hair & wear it :(
Fat fat fat fat FAT FAT FAT!!! *flings chocolate muffin against the wall*
"If 2 Pac were alive, Lil Wayne would be working at McDonalds"
Being an only child must be nice despite having to deal with the aborted child's share of abuse.
"When the cat's away, the mice will masturbate" ~ Dr Phil
The elections/politics in general, does more division than unity in a country.
If I were in your happy place, I'd be in my vagina.
The problem with smoking cigarettes with white filters is lighting them upside down. Often.
Grown men eating ice-cream of a cone is sexual suicide.
It's so much more than a penis, a vagina and some feelings.
A free spirit trapped behind a desk. My brain fell out of my open mind. I'm an arsehole when I'm not asleep. Feed your mind. Free your mind ✌️...❤️...☺️