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I used to follow good looking people until I realized that their tweets suck donkey balls. Now I happily follow you interesting ugly folk.
That awkward moment when you get your period on a pregnancy test.
Any fashion designer in KZN area looking for employment? Please RT. Could help somebody.
Dear 7 people that just unfollowed me, fuck you guys.
If my thighs get any fatter, I'm afraid I won't see the top of his head. And the top of his head is pretty darn cute.
I wanna screenmunch my DM conversation with Euphonik but I'm afraid Bonang will pull out all my hair & wear it :(
Fat fat fat fat FAT FAT FAT!!! *flings chocolate muffin against the wall*
Being an only child must be nice despite having to deal with the aborted child's share of abuse.
"When the cat's away, the mice will masturbate" ~ Dr Phil
"If 2 Pac were alive, Lil Wayne would be working at McDonalds"
If I were in your happy place, I'd be in my vagina.
Grown men eating ice-cream of a cone is sexual suicide.
I don't understand how come Kelly Rowland is so dark when she spent all those years in Beyonce's shadow.
I'm surprised so many of you sluts are still up.
Low self-esteem will consume this shallow world.
ALL girls should give head. Unless you want your man wandering off & coming back with a disease. #BlowHimBitch #GirlGospel
If you can touch my private parts, then I can go through your phone MOTHER FUCKER!
Bad vampires bite necks, good vampires squeeze tampons into a shot glass.
My psychiatrist has suggested that I deactivate this account. WARNING: Tweets are not well lubricated before insertion.