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I wanna learn how to sword fight, lets do this. Wait! Lets get completely stoned first! I wanna be able to laugh when you cut your arm off
There should be a designated locker where everyone distributes their cellular devices before drinking themselves into an oblivion
"If your attack is going too well, your walking into an ambush"
If you take a big enough shit, the water splashes up on your butt...kinda like a cheap bidet
If she's got a mouth and ass like a Thoroughbred, she's a keeper
I'm sexy and I know it!
Woke up this morning to a stinky load of cat shit, man ya gotta love Monday
Katt Williams hauled off and bitch slapped the HELL outta some Target employee lol
I just popped a love blister and now I'm oozing romance
I hear your voice, its like an angel sighing
Girl, Painter, Underachiever, daily smoker... i love music, i hate politics, and i would save an animal before a child #livingmylifehowiwant