Common sense is just like Deodorant. . The people who need it most, never use it.

SARCASM, Because beating the shit out of people is illegal.

Birth control pills should probably be for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun, than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

I won't take a bullet for ANYONE because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.

PLEASE RETWEET to fight against Child Abuse!! http://t.co/FcBH12hT

Merry Xmas to you all, I'm giving away an iPhone 5, in order to win one, RT this tweet!! Good Luck

Why do banks attach chains to their pens? If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your damn pen too!!

This Frank Ocean situation should've made you realize that love is love. You related to his songs because you relate to love, not sexuality.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 times it should just default to "Unstable"

You don't need religion to have morals. If you can't determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.

How to make your Relationship last - Don't tell everyone your business. That simple.

This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best.

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Children must be taught how to think, not what to think.

ʇǝǝʍʇ sıɥʇ pɐǝᴚ oʇ ǝuoɥd ᴚnoʎ uᴚnʇ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇupıp noʎ ɟı ʇǝǝʍʇǝᴚ

Don't worry about who following you or who's not following back. Worry about why that worries you.

A woman's computer has 20% of photos, 20% of movies, 5% of work, 30% of music, 25% of computer viruses.

If you can't afford condoms just wear your Crocs. Best birth control ever...

Boyfriend and ‘boy friend’. That small space is called the friendzone, learn.