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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    #inthe90s women dressed like men - jeans and oversized plaid shirts. Now men dress like women - hipsters and skinny jeans.

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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    I only watch Keeping up with the Kardashians to feel better about the size of my own ass...

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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    so let me get this straight, emoticons are okay for work but I'm being immature for wanting nap time.

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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    Why the fuck I feel the need to correct my own spelling with a bunch of people I'll never meet does not make sense.

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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    I'm sure St Paddy is looking down and feels proud of all the drunk high school kids fighting on my train. Really.

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    UrbanDouchebaglife_suckermy_boy_joeyJaccTrippaoinkflapLord_HungwellBigBBanterdannydogmouth
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    UNCLEMIKETWEETSkaydazz
  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    Dear Stay at Home Moms - I'll stop over compensating for not having a family yet if you #stfu about how hard you work at being a mom.

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    UrbanDouchebaglife_suckermy_boy_joeyJaccTrippaoinkflap1kueldadsirshuckyOriginalNixster
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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    So what I've learned in two weeks is that men from online dating sites are whiny little bitches. Thanks.

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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    Days like today make me wish there was alcohol in my water bottle.

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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    I'm old enough to remember only plain M&M's, no blue and two different brown colored ones

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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    I wanna be a pimp so I can tell everyone how hard it is out there...

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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    Currently being tormented by a 4 year old and a two and year old. I now get why mom's drink

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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage typing #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage

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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    Meetings on St Patrick's Day should include Jameson or Guiness.

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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    Best part of the weekend us not having to wear underwear.

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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    You know it's serious storm when Starbucks closes...

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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    Dear people who can't handle work stress, please quit and make room for people who can...also #STFU you're bringing the rest of us down.

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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    I'd be an alcoholic if I didn't mind giving up control.

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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    I musta missed the memo about 'raping' gifts...

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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    I realize my mistake at the gym is not wearing full makeup and having my hair done. Are these women serious?

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  • NoBadWords
      L C B @NoBadWords

    Can today be fuck off Friday instead?

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