In honor of No Panties Day, yoga pants!!!!

how many of you chicks are going to masteurbate to the Magic Mike bootleg?

I retweet some things bc they're funny. Not bc I'm trying to offend anyone. Sheesh. Tough crowd 👦👨👩👴👦👵👲👳👮👷💂

Music has helped me get through more than any person has.

When you fuck-up, OWN IT. Life DOES go on. The sun WILL rise again.

Be confident in everything you do, even if you have no idea what you're doing.

Just did bitches! RT @nocapicia If I could retweet myself I would.

I've had an amazing weekend. And the best part is that I'm off tomorrow ☺

How the hell did we end up like this? You bring out the beast in me.

I feel like I've become too nice in the past couple months. It's time to tighten the reins a bit.

I need a cupcake. Pronto!

I will never be what anyone wants me to be and I refuse to pretend.

I walked into Victoria's Secret and purchased only what I came to get. I'm so proud of me

This is that snowed-in sex weather. Lol

I occasionally listen to the songs that helped me to deal with hard times in my life, just to keep me grounded.

I may be a lot of things but the two for-sure things that I'm NOT are:
1) a Liar
2) a Thief

And I refuse to associate with either.

You honestly can't be enjoying yourself that much if you're tweeting about every rad occurrence during your massive fun fest.

I'm the type of person that gets infuriated when the movie starts and someone starts to speak. I need to hear ev-er-y-thing

Having babies is just a fad. People will go back to having abortions eventually.

@mike_wrong finds the most awesome fucking twitter accounts. I've followed just about everyone he's retweeted. Now I need more bacon.