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i would like a little rainbow button below the star so i can mark the super gay tweets too
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i'm eating these m&m's like they're the morning after pill
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i brought sexy back but i'm not sure where i put it
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During my entire exam I called the doctor "daddy" because there is no reason she shouldn't feel just as uncomfortable as I did.
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if my bush gets any more wild, lady gaga would probably wear it in her next video
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Just because you can do it doesn't mean you should.

Moving on, how do I get this out of my butt?
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i need to get something off my chest


seriously hand me a towel before this dries
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NoPantsOn
This might be more fun if you would stop shouting your safe word
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NoPantsOn
Don't focus on the negative. Soon enough you'll be out of this trunk and in your very own cage in my basement.

Why are you crying?
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okay but if you scream when i take the gag out of your mouth, it's really going to damage the trust we've established so far
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your mom is on the leaderboard at the free clinic or so i was told
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i see your bulging pants and raise you with a little side boob
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i think i may have actually worn *the fuck* out of my vibrator
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the only thing that would make this movie more exciting is a finger in me
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Bought the palin book today cause I needed more toilet paper. I was really disappointed to see that the pages were already full of shit.
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if they make a twitter related movie, will it be called "Star Whores"?
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i think i'm getting a pearl necklace for my anniversary
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i'm thinking of taking up prostitution so at least i could name my own price for the fuckin i take on a daily basis at work
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no matter how hard it is to keep my eyes open i can always manage to keep my legs open
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NoPantsOn
i've got on red lipstick and no panties. flask is full of tequila and the evening is young.
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